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@Lexijaws

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it's dope when u find someone u can 110% be yourself around n they still like u


I want to do this *asks ChatGPT my 10,000th day of being alive* It passed in July 2023 😭

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how did our ancestors know what we could and couldn’t eat? and who decided to be the first taster ? like… I’m really wondering who picked up a lychee and thought, “yeah I want to eat this prickly thing, I’ll do it”


I would only be impressed by a pet bird if it was a penguin


why are all cartoon librarians / old men turtles? tell me that doesn’t make sense in your mind….?!?!???!


milk is a dessert drink


Newest insecurity unlocked: bad posture 😨🥴 I am dis-cus-ted at this and actively working to improve this ASAP before I become Quasimodo 🫡

Lexijaws's tweet image. Newest insecurity unlocked: bad posture 😨🥴 I am dis-cus-ted at this and actively working to improve this ASAP before I become Quasimodo 🫡
Lexijaws's tweet image. Newest insecurity unlocked: bad posture 😨🥴 I am dis-cus-ted at this and actively working to improve this ASAP before I become Quasimodo 🫡

sorry I didn’t text back, I didn’t want to


found this photo of me from when I was a child & i’m wondering how it’s possible for me to have 3 arms… 😳 #freaky

Lexijaws's tweet image. found this photo of me from when I was a child & i’m wondering how it’s possible for me to have 3 arms… 😳 #freaky

the way I live in Mexico but would do anything for queso dip or chicken nachos… like 😭😭😭it doesn’t exist here and I neeeeeeeeddd it


I mean it

Lexijaws's tweet image. I mean it

Ask for the moon n I’ll give it to u

gio__palace's tweet image. Ask for the moon n I’ll give it to u


can we talk about how much I luv being a beach girl

Lexijaws's tweet image. can we talk about how much I luv being a beach girl
Lexijaws's tweet image. can we talk about how much I luv being a beach girl
Lexijaws's tweet image. can we talk about how much I luv being a beach girl
Lexijaws's tweet image. can we talk about how much I luv being a beach girl

My phone hit 10% and now every percentage it drops, I keep getting the pop up box notifying me I have 10% battery 😵‍💫 is this the beginning of the end


If I look skinny it’s because I walk everywhere and there’s so many hills & I’m always promised dinner and then never fed :( I feed myself most days don’t worry I’m being dramatic I’m just hungry and wanted to have dinner out tonight lololol


so far for me… living in méxico is constantly being promised we will go out for drinks and dinner and then we only get drinks and no dinner. a bitch is hungry. 😩


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