Library FAQs
@LibraryFAQs
All the questions you weren't afraid enough not to ask. Views expressed are what you're all thinking..
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Q. Excuse me, do you happen to have an iPhone charger I could borrow? A.
Q. Hi, I was just wondering whether I could pay to use your fax machine? A. Have you tried The Sweater Shop? I'm pretty sure they'll have one...
When students turn up at the rear staff entrance to the library and expect you to let them in...
Q. Hi, the drinks machine in the cafe seems to be broken? A. It's alright, I'm not that thirsty at the moment...
Q. Hi, I've just sent my dissertation to the printer but it's not coming out, and my deadline's in like three minutes? A. Tick-tock motherfucker...
Q. Hi, I'm looking for this book that says it's available but I couldn't find it on the shelf? Can you tell me if it's somewhere else, or am I just being stupid? A.
Q. Hi, if I leave this sandwich here for my friend, can you give it to her when she gets here? A.
Q. Hi, I forgot my UCard at home? A. That's a shame - I forgot to come into work today in my mind. It's like I'm not even really here. Q. Is it okay to come in? A. I said it's like I'm not even really here. Q. Can't you just press the button? A. Ooh, "Cash in the Attic" is on...
Q. Hi, I just wanted to ask about the laptops but the IT Desk is closed? A.
Q. How do I go about paying a library fine? A. Give me some money and I'll hook you up. Q. Okay, and how long will it take to update on my account? A. Depends how tired I am...
After being snowed in for the last five days, and unable to make in to listen to your bullshit, @LibraryFAQs is now re-opened for business...
Q. I just tried to take these books out but the machine didn't seem to like me, I don't really know why? A. I do.
Q. Am I still able to come in and use the library during the university strike? A. Fascist. #strikeforUSS
Q. I'd like to contest my library fine? A. Go on then. Q. So basically I went back to London over half term, and - A.
Q. Hi, is it possible to find out who has a book out on loan, so I can ask them for it back? A.
Q. Hi, do you have a pencil sharpener I can borrow? A. No, due to the fact that this isn't primary school - if you can manage not to cry about it though, you can have a sticker for being brave...
Q. I just tried to take something out at the machine, but the book said no - I don't know if you can help me? A. Do you honestly think I'm gonna take your side against the book?
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