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@LibsTranslator

A flawless and literal translation of cryptic or vague leftist drivel.

Translation: lock up my political opponents

I, citizen of the United States of America, am calling on Merrick Garland and the Justice Department to hold the Insurrectionists whom incited an armed mob to overthrow the government criminally accountable before they are allowed to be re-elected into our Government in 4 days.



Translation: I am self selecting myself as a worthless customer and this increase the value of Twitter by leaving. Prediction: Twitter goes to 1T valuation by 2025

I, citizen of the United States of America, am calling on Merrick Garland and the Justice Department to hold the Insurrectionists whom incited an armed mob to overthrow the government criminally accountable before they are allowed to be re-elected into our Government in 4 days.



Prediction: twitter goes to 1T valuation by 2025

Elon Musk destroying Twitter for all of us who weren’t strong enough to delete our accounts on our own is basically a shot-for-shot remake of Gollum stealing the Ring from Frodo and falling into Mt. Doom



Translation: we totally will not complain about the stolen Georgia senate election (again)

We've got what it takes to win again, Georgia.



Prediction: twitter will be worth 1T by 2025

How much money do you think @ElonMusk is going to end up losing on Twitter before he finally gives up and sells it?



Translation: your boogieman is like my boogieman!

Nah fr. Antisemitism is one of the oldest forms of white supremacy and y’all just eating that shit up



EAs and teachers refusing to come to work (demanding more money for the same work) is totally ok but being fired for refusing to take experimental gene therapies is wrong so wrong

Nah fr. Antisemitism is one of the oldest forms of white supremacy and y’all just eating that shit up



Translation: I call others conspiracy theorists while myself spreading false Information shamelessly

Nah fr. Antisemitism is one of the oldest forms of white supremacy and y’all just eating that shit up



Translation: projection is a thing. I get all my information from the TV so I must be smarter than others

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Translation: I can’t use you’re correctly but will shamelessly replace freedom with dumb

To the Bots, Politicians and Trolls pushing #FreeDumbConvoy , your just doing the exact opposite attracting attention to it Enjoy it while you can, looking forward to seeing Elon scrub all the Fake accounts and bots off of here!



Translation: the left is no stranger to failed, cringe humor

This was so cringe it actually made me less misogynistic



Translation: TYT will hire the worst (fired) employees from the worst (leftist) news outlets. Own the Cons

I don't know the exact reason why @MSNBC fired @TiffanyDCross but I do know that she was their most aggressive and interesting anchor. I know they love dull programming that never fights back against Republicans, so that's the likely reason. Tiffany, call me. @TYT hires badasses.



Translation: Elon Musk flawlessly dismantles wannabe Government tyrant with perfect meme. Karen goes REEEEEEE

I don't know the exact reason why @MSNBC fired @TiffanyDCross but I do know that she was their most aggressive and interesting anchor. I know they love dull programming that never fights back against Republicans, so that's the likely reason. Tiffany, call me. @TYT hires badasses.



Follow up: Because I only follow people I agree with, I sincerely believe that everyone (minus bots) agrees with my radical worldview

Translation: because I don’t like Pierre Poilievre or Doug ford I will insinuate that support for them online is largely driven by bots (without evidence)



Translation: because I don’t like Pierre Poilievre or Doug ford I will insinuate that support for them online is largely driven by bots (without evidence)

Too funny. PeePee is too busy for Dougie - likely trying to spin his support for the lunatics from the #FreeDumbConvoy into a good news - bad news story.



Translation: the honkening is exactly like residents of the capital city were transported to Guantanamo bay and waterboarded

Too funny. PeePee is too busy for Dougie - likely trying to spin his support for the lunatics from the #FreeDumbConvoy into a good news - bad news story.



People driving cars and trucks to protest their despotic government is so bad I would rather they be dead

Too funny. PeePee is too busy for Dougie - likely trying to spin his support for the lunatics from the #FreeDumbConvoy into a good news - bad news story.



Translation: Canada is just a conservative bastion of right wing power hungry despots. /s

Too funny. PeePee is too busy for Dougie - likely trying to spin his support for the lunatics from the #FreeDumbConvoy into a good news - bad news story.



Opinion: A pun to denote freedom as unintelligent is pure cringe gold

Too funny. PeePee is too busy for Dougie - likely trying to spin his support for the lunatics from the #FreeDumbConvoy into a good news - bad news story.



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