LifeWithoutHam's profile picture. criminal justice major, 17 more credits till I get my associates. get off my case Nigga

Chris

@LifeWithoutHam

criminal justice major, 17 more credits till I get my associates. get off my case Nigga

The bank try and take my shit. Fuck fuck them nighas


Let’s burn it all down!


HMU for all your interior decorating

LifeWithoutHam's tweet image. HMU for all your interior decorating

Waking up in the middle of the night with heartburn

LifeWithoutHam's tweet image. Waking up in the middle of the night with heartburn

You telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

LifeWithoutHam's tweet image. You telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

Got that corona kush. Guaranteed to make you cough


Vegans been real quiet during all this shit


Tik Tok is crazy man. One video I’m watching a mother/daughter dance video and next I’m watching em both make each other squirt.


I woulda guess late 30s

Someone just told me they don't believe I'm 40 with teens because I look like I'm in my 20s. Please be advised that I'll be insufferable for the next 8-10 business days.



Fuck you

I’m literally begging you all to stop giving the Coronavirus attention. I don’t care if it’s funny or even calling attention to how horrible it is. It’s what the virus wants. It’s giving it a platform. Just ignore the fuck out of it and it will go away forever.



Damn for real. When I was nine I would go every morning for a bag of hot Cheetos and the owner was always so cool. fast forward then men years I was begging this man to let me suck his dick for 20 bucks. #GrowingUpSucks

I’m literally begging you all to stop giving the Coronavirus attention. I don’t care if it’s funny or even calling attention to how horrible it is. It’s what the virus wants. It’s giving it a platform. Just ignore the fuck out of it and it will go away forever.



I thought this was gonna be one of those videos where she gets all sexy after makeup

Kiss me beneath the milky twilight!!!



I went to high school with her. She did this same nonsense at a talent show once


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Girls be like “ugh my pussy itches” Dudes be like “ugh my dick itches”


I learned how to tie a noose on YouTube


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