Life_of_Stumpy's profile picture. I am a Cat.
I live with two humans who fight for my affection (the fools).
None of these opinions are truly mine as I have no thumbs!

Brian 'Stumpy' Jones

@Life_of_Stumpy

I am a Cat. I live with two humans who fight for my affection (the fools). None of these opinions are truly mine as I have no thumbs!

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Brian 'Stumpy' Jones reposted

Breaking: I will shortly be announced as editor of Heat magazine....


Sorry for not tweeting too much lately. Been out enjoying the sunshine so not near the computer, I keep loosing phones as I have no pockets


Theme male human gave me some of his tuna tomato sauce YUM! Of of course I had the brine to wash it down with :-) #happykitty


We have a visitor tonight :-) Ollie sleeping on the big bed #sleepover

Life_of_Stumpy's tweet image. We have a visitor tonight :-) Ollie sleeping on the big bed #sleepover

Nice little present for the humans! It's sick not poo, honest

Life_of_Stumpy's tweet image. Nice little present for the humans! It's sick not poo, honest

That pesky @ThatOneDog1 seems to be following me, better watch out with half a tail and chunks out me ears you better believe I rumble!


Napping on the male human's lap. #zzzzzz

Life_of_Stumpy's tweet image. Napping on the male human's lap. #zzzzzz

Who needs Xboxes or Playstations? I've been playing with a cotton bud for the past half an hour :-)


Mmmm the female human let me have one of these, I liked it a lot :-)

Life_of_Stumpy's tweet image. Mmmm the female human let me have one of these, I liked it a lot :-)

To think the humans didn't realise we put on an act for this so called 'documentary' bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episod…


Hi @sylvesterpanfur my female human rescued me too, then she moved in with this male human. But I now have both under my paw ;-)


Oh no I'm being followed by @ThatOneDog1 I feel the harder I run the faster he'll chase me


Brian 'Stumpy' Jones reposted

Have you had your daily snuggle yet?


Now Ollie and I are separated by glass :-( if only he'd left them @iams alone


The male human just threw Ollie out for doing this, what he doesn't know is I put him up to it ;-)

Life_of_Stumpy's tweet image. The male human just threw Ollie out for doing this, what he doesn't know is I put him up to it ;-)

Been outside lots lately so sorry for lack of tweets, also a flock of birds attacked me yesterday so I had to run away! #scarry #meow


Mmmmm grass! And yes I will most likely be sick later, probably somewhere the humans won't like.... youtube.com/watch?v=CNJGc-…

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Lennon lives next door. I don't like to get too close...

Life_of_Stumpy's tweet image. Lennon lives next door. I don't like to get too close...

It's sunny and the birds are singing. Will my tweeting attract them to me...? #wishfulthinking


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