Brian 'Stumpy' Jones
@Life_of_Stumpy
I am a Cat. I live with two humans who fight for my affection (the fools). None of these opinions are truly mine as I have no thumbs!
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Breaking: I will shortly be announced as editor of Heat magazine....
There is no more noble a name than Brian if you ask me! bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan…
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Name-row horse Brian fails police trial
A horse called Brian, whose proposed name change caused anger among his namesakes, fails his police trial.
Sorry for not tweeting too much lately. Been out enjoying the sunshine so not near the computer, I keep loosing phones as I have no pockets
Theme male human gave me some of his tuna tomato sauce YUM! Of of course I had the brine to wash it down with :-) #happykitty
Nice little present for the humans! It's sick not poo, honest
That pesky @ThatOneDog1 seems to be following me, better watch out with half a tail and chunks out me ears you better believe I rumble!
Who needs Xboxes or Playstations? I've been playing with a cotton bud for the past half an hour :-)
Mmmm the female human let me have one of these, I liked it a lot :-)
To think the humans didn't realise we put on an act for this so called 'documentary' bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episod…
Hi @sylvesterpanfur my female human rescued me too, then she moved in with this male human. But I now have both under my paw ;-)
Oh no I'm being followed by @ThatOneDog1 I feel the harder I run the faster he'll chase me
Now Ollie and I are separated by glass :-( if only he'd left them @iams alone
The male human just threw Ollie out for doing this, what he doesn't know is I put him up to it ;-)
Been outside lots lately so sorry for lack of tweets, also a flock of birds attacked me yesterday so I had to run away! #scarry #meow
Mmmmm grass! And yes I will most likely be sick later, probably somewhere the humans won't like.... youtube.com/watch?v=CNJGc-…
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Lennon lives next door. I don't like to get too close...
It's sunny and the birds are singing. Will my tweeting attract them to me...? #wishfulthinking
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