Little Miss Basic
@LilMissBasic
Mom to my labradoodle, Beyoncé ☆ Gluten-free on weekdays ☆ Read my book: http://bit.ly/littlemissbasic
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To be chanted in your car while following the world's worst driving directions. #modernmantras #mindfulness #meditation #recovery
When you're feeling #jealous, #envious, and #inadequate... #ModernMantras
To hell with "OM." For those daily moments that drive you insane, chant these super-specific #ModernMantras instead. Suggestions encouraged at #ModernMantras!
dy-ING!!! You guys should literally follow @modernmantras
To be chanted whenever your personal information is sold to Cambridge Analytica. #modernmantras #DeleteFacebook #Mindfulness @sbstryker @annabroges @stephenlc @owenburke @chrisjmichael @keithsumma @crmonks @DanZevin @KrystieLYandoli @FarrahPenn
Except I will be keeping my prescheduled drinks date with @MrHumblebragg b/c he has a Tesla #Tinderella
My #newyearsresolution is for my life to be less, like, complicated, so I'm swearing off men until February #newyearnewme #byetinder
I usually am like, why would you read a book when you could watch Grey's Anatomy, but you guys should read my book: bit.ly/littlemissbasic
I gazed at myself in the mirror and I said aloud "wow, you are so pretty"
Applying brand new liquid eyeliner this morning was, like, more cathartic than hypnotherapy. SO SMOOTH. SO DARK
.@AmyKup Luv it!!!!! I literally LIVE in the Short Hills Mall!! Parodies of people you love to hate: s.nj.com/OzORLPW via @njdotcom
The barista painted a butterfly on the latte of the girl in front of me meanwhile my latte milk art is an unidentifiable blob and I am livid
My roommate is doing a juice cleanse & says she's not hungry but she misses solid food, I'm like me too even tho I just ate 10 min ago
Tried to #bendandsnap picking up a pen as I entered a meeting, overdid it, catapulted the pen at the CFO @RWitherspoon
It's my bday betches! Follow me 4 the chance 2 win Lululemon gear & more. Mention me & #sweepstakes 4 an extra entry
I was @beyonce from the 7/11 video for Halloween last week and not gonna lie haven’t removed my kale sweatshirt from my body since
.@danzevin, you made me laugh inappropriately loud in a quiet bookstore! 😂 These books are hilarious!
Just drank a literal liter of coconut water, I think my head turned into a coconut I'm like the organic version of those Gushers commercials
Just ate 4 Girl Scout Samoas but meditated during it so the thought of what I was doing would pass thru my mind and I would gently let it go
#YouHadMeAt you look like an almond milk kind of girl #almondbreeze
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