Jahmegan
@Limini___
Laughs. Musics. Hashtags. Find what you love and let it brutally torturously murder the mf gd shit out of you...err whatever Chuck B said
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Today may require pie.....or black tar heroin, I'm not sure yet.
this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes
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Since turning 35 on Tuesday, I noticed the acidity of the green apple is just a tad too high for me
Are you aware that NBA players do not have penetrative sex during a game?
"I'm letting you watch the game on my $80 hulu live so I think you can rinse your plate and load the fucking dishwasher." is one of the most single Mom things I've ever said #Sunsin4
When I go.home as drunk Megan on a Tuesday I can always count on sober Megan to have fkn paleo bars and cottage cheese to snack on when I get home that stupid fkn healthy choices bitch
Spoiler Alert... Alaska is still in the United States...
I just want to be in love with some hippie freak and have a 3 week spiritual awakening experience in Sri Lanka together only to return to our mundane lives of Netflix and chill every GD night and IDK why that's too much to fucking ask
This man just said "So, I was on Mill ave looking everywhere for a well ventilated shitter..."
Unfortunately @haileybieber @mjkeenan hates us all equally and the only thing "childish" about y'alls interactions online is that you didn't already know that
Leaving the bar broke AF on a Friday thinking about all the food I have at home and I can't wait to get there and have three pieces of wheat bread with land o lakes butter on it
Idk I feel like if there's 4 stalls in your women's restroom at your dive bar, you made it.
Hey guys my name's Megan and I'm fine with roofies #karaoke #Rogermiller #dangme
I work in a bar/restaurant and there's a lot of valid sexual harassment cases among the staff if any of us wanted to file something, but whoever replaced the teriyaki label with "Teri's yucky" please come forward cuz I'm gonna blow you
I'm gonna put on a low cut shirt and hit Panda Express and see what happens
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