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Alka Linity

@LinityAlka

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She's not 80 years old, she's just a sweet 16 with 64 years of experience flocker18, are we good


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My success comes in making fun of whatever you’re doing. That’s my way.


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Staying alone is a problem you come back from work, you bath, eat and keep quiet till the next day🤓


Have you ever came to a point yekuti urimuExam Answer inouya ichidzokera, zvekuti unotonzwa yakusvika yobva yadzokera


Just bcoz It's Monday atichaite zvezvitima nekuti Magic arikubasa I'm Monday Magic.......drop location and time when you see this tweet Me: Zaka . .. 09:54


Waking up at dawn l be like "who followed me" what about you


*Ndiyani aiziva kuti Liverpool ichange irii panumber10 ne 10points this season musii wa 10 October mumwedzii wechi 10 after vatengesa best player yavo yaipfeka jersey number 10*🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️


*_Saka kuchurch chete ndiko kwamunobvuma kunzi muri hwai_* 🙊🙊🙊


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He is the winky d of halaands🤣😂

Nunez now closing the Haaland gap 🤭



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I'm following whoever retweets this and follow me quickly🌍🐬🍿


Feeling lonely at night only happens when kudzinza kwenyu kusina varoyi Kwedu vanotishanyira😅


Suto what about this one...... *Zimbabwe yatengwa neNigeria and so everyone is forced to have a Nigerian name.I am now Obecheka Odinji.Some are Atunda Ogaro, Obi Lochende, Ogongo Ejende, Uronyo Amatako, Jendevive Omboromi, Imheche Nyorovive, ....what's yours

Nunez now closing the Haaland gap 🤭



Suppose your girlfriend has a birthday and you want to take her out....within your thoughts she came ,hey hun you can rather buy me a phone than kuyenda out and ipapo relationship inenge ine 3 weeks old is the girl serious or she's after something .....


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