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Tweets a fortune from the Linux/UNIX command fortune once a day.
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Q:Why should you always serve a Southern Carolina football man soup in a plate? A:'Cause if you give him a bowl, he'll throw it away.
There is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress. -- Mark Twain
I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up. -- Mark Twain, "The Innocents Abroad"
The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice. -- Mark Twain
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know. -- Mark Twain
You may worry about your hair-do today, but tomorrow much peanut butter will be sold.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy. -- Wm. Shakespeare, "Hamlet"
Truth is the most valuable thing we have -- so let us economize it. -- Mark Twain
United States Trends
- 1. Pro Bowl N/A
- 2. Shedeur Sanders N/A
- 3. Homan N/A
- 4. #OlandriaxRahulMishra N/A
- 5. Tyler Huntley N/A
- 6. Kanye N/A
- 7. Highguard N/A
- 8. Tyra N/A
- 9. Harrison Bader N/A
- 10. Roval N/A
- 11. $SLV N/A
- 12. Medic N/A
- 13. Soucy N/A
- 14. Ran Gvili N/A
- 15. Signal N/A
- 16. #MondayMotivation N/A
- 17. Michael Burry N/A
- 18. #MaduroCiliaHeroes N/A
- 19. $GME N/A
- 20. Paul Newman N/A
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