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having difficulty eating cup of noodles with a spoon #lisaproblems
"Hey" , "Hey" , "How r u" , " Good u" , "Good", "What r u doing", "nothing u" , "nothing", Retweet if you hate these convos.
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3pm when new rochelle kids think its okay to take over all of north ave #fuckoutofhere #moveoutoftheway #ionagirlproblems
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