ListofX's profile picture. An Ostensibly Funny Commentary* of the Recent News and Events. (* warning! may not actually be funny or commentary. Also, I am not sure what “ostensibly means.

List of X

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An Ostensibly Funny Commentary* of the Recent News and Events. (* warning! may not actually be funny or commentary. Also, I am not sure what “ostensibly means.

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The whole internet is discussing whether 100 men can defeat a gorilla #100menvsgorilla Meanwhile, an elderly and obese orangutan is #winning against the entire country.


I know #ElonMusk did not mean his #NaziSalute like gesture as a true Nazi salute but a sign of gratitude and appreciation. So I would like to salute Musk with this salute signifying his greatness and uniqueness.

ListofX's tweet image. I know #ElonMusk did not mean his #NaziSalute like gesture as a true Nazi salute but a sign of gratitude and appreciation. So I would like to salute Musk with this salute signifying his greatness and uniqueness.

I don't understand how #DonaldTrump can run a country if he can't even run a rally without leaving hundreds of people stranded in the desert #lollapalooza


This week, #DonaldTrump spent over half an hour just silently standing and dancing in a middle of his rally. And the crowd was totally fine with it, like, "this is nice, let's all quietly hate illegals and Democrats together"


#Elon_Musk bought Twitter to free us from having to bow to the whims of freaks who think we have to respect whatever identity they choose to self-identify as today and not what they were born So I don't care this site now self-identifies as X, I'm still going to call it Twitter.


Women and men are not really that different after all: Women: "I've heard a bunch of bad things about men so I'm choosing the bear." Men: "I've heard a bunch of bad things about Kamala so I'm voting for Trump."


When Trump promised "so much winning, so much winning, you'll get tired of all winning", he apparently was just misspelling "whining".


So when Trump says "I will be the protector of women" and she asks if I have protection, can I put on a MAGA hat?


Donald Trump keeps saying that his crowds are bigger than the crowd at Martin Luther King's I Have A Dream speech. That's probably because Trump still counts black people as 3/5 of a person.


Can we stop with "Joe Biden is old" jokes? The only thing older than a "Joe Biden is old" joke is Joe Biden.


You can say anything about Trump, but he made trains derail on time.


I saw a billboard advertising a company called Lennon Insurance and my first reaction was, well... you've failed.


The US military has shot down another unidentified flying object. They're trying to figure out where do they come from, where they go so they think it's Cotton Eye Joe.


2020 (Anyone dies) Some on the left: "must be from COVID!" 2023 (Anyone dies) Some on the right: "must be from COVID vaccine!"


I don't understand why people act surprised that #Trump is supposedly running for president but sitting in Mar-a-Lago. It's just he remembers that #Biden beat him while mostly sitting in his basement, so Trump is now using the same tactic against Biden.


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