Laura McAllister
@Little_LMac
Laura is the name, sarcasm is the game.
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Kyle Shanahan has coached 163 games for the 49ers. His team has only been held under 7 points four times. 2 of the 4 have come in January 2026 against the Seattle Seahawks.
He was cheating. Hope this helps. 🎀💝
George Springer is familiar with facing the Dodgers in the World Series. In 2017, he hit five home runs on his way to winning the World Series MVP
Why is anyone jumping ship? This is playoff baseball baby!!! Game 5 winner take all. The other teams ace on the mound and coming home where the boys do their best work. This is what baseball is all about people!! The amount of people saying it’s over is astonishing. 9 INNINGS!!!
can we bring back our turtleneck unis for the postseason
Tridents up 🔱 Brooms out 🧹 The @Mariners SWEEP Houston and are in the driver's seat in the AL West!
Seahawks sideline waving their own towels
this new batch of mosquitoes must've gotten veneers asumm🤣🤣
the NBA Finals being on at the same time as the Tonys is actually just the plot of High School Musical
Adults making every day, normal things weird because they’re uncomfortable is my Roman Empire. Teach your daughter about her body. Literally had a conversation with my 10y/o son about this last night and nothing was remotely weird.
Excuse me why did my daughter get handed this at school? This is 5th grade, and I didn’t sign any paperwork allowing her to attend sex ed. Boys were also handed this.
American war planning usually takes place in highly secure facilities. But the Trump administration planned its strikes on the Houthis using a group chat—and accidentally included The Atlantic’s editor in chief, @JeffreyGoldberg. theatln.tc/GP7Phyec
🚨 GIVEAWAY ALERT 🚨 Sam Darnold has arrived and so have his jerseys. Like & RT for a chance to be one of the first to get your hands on one, courtesy of the @SeahawksProShop. Full Rules: shwks.com/pq1er0y1 | #Sweepstakes
Scott’s Tots will never not haunt him
Steve Carell surprises Southern California high school students with free prom tickets apnews.com/article/steve-…
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Steve Carell surprises Southern California high school students with free prom tickets
Actor Steve Carell is sending Southern California high school students affected by the devasting wildfires in Los Angeles to the prom for free.
🚨 RETWEET TO WIN 🚨 On this Blue Friday, we're giving away 2 tickets to Sunday's game vs. the Giants. Like and RT for a chance to win. Full Rules: shwks.com/week5sweeps | #Sweepstakes
Happy National Ice Cream Day. Anything else of note happening?
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