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Any event, no matter how mundane or personal, can be made light of and live tweeted. Real life can be funny and entertaining.
33th? Really? You're not even trying anymore. RT @cfnews13 Florida Classic returns for its 33th year today.
#CrappyFootballJobs The play clock operator. He's only noticed when he screws up. Who has ever said "Great job with the clock today."?
#CrappyFootballJobs The Red Shirt. His job is to stand on the field when TV is at commercial. He could be replaced by a lightbulb.
RIP #MichaelClarkDuncan You were a beast, and one hell of an actor.
Even the birds are stupid. They run right into HoJo signs. Seriously, I saw it happen. #NotEvenMakingThatUp #TaintOfTheUS
I don't think that last tweet was as funny as I would have liked. The message was people from Arkansas are REALLY stupid. #TaintOfTheUS
People in Arkansas are without power due to #Isaac. They didn't notice because they were out trying to turn off the water from the sky.
Sure he walked on the moon, but I'll always remember Neil Armstrong as Stargazer in Mass Effect 3! #RIP
Just got an email that I got a pay increase! YAY! I check details, it's $380 a year increase. That's an extra $14 a check pretax...wow.
At the end of The #Olympics, USA wins!! We got a total of 104 medals (46/29/29) and China got 87 (38/27/22)!! Hell yeah! #USA #TeamUSA
Wow, it must have been a good day for #USA overall. We are head of China by 11 medals, and have more Gold, Silver, & Bronze!! #Olympics
Syncromized swimming is creepy. Between the plastic head plates, makeup and nose plugs these girls have the features of Voldemort. #Olympics
Official: GB's Andy #Murray wins Gold in men's tennis singles, DOMINATING Roger Federer. Amazing match! #Olympics
In light of #ChickFilA anti-gay stance, they will discontinue the sale of fruit cups, citing concerns over "You are what you eat."
Cannot believe how much #Murray is dominating #Federer. Send more shocking is how much I'm enjoying tennis...
Either the boat or the car were really in the wrong place. I'm very confused by this stat. #CarHitsBoat #BoatHitsCar
Said by #Olympic announcer: "Twice in the last year this boat rower has been hit by a car during training." #Olympics
This women's water polo match is scary. 4 mins left, #USA only up by 2 on #China. Go #TeamUSA!! #Olympics
Current medal counts: #USA 37, China 33!! Screw them!! We're also tied with them for Golds!! Hell yeah #TeamUSA!!
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