Lizard Man
@LizardmanSC
Born in swamp. Relocated to Bishopville,SC. Shy and misunderstood. Love wrestling, NASCAR, and flies. Currently single, but looking. #lizardman
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Thanks, David. All good here in Scape Ore. Just laying low in election season. Everyone keeps talking about “draining the swamp”, which would obviously be bad for me.
@LizardmanSC just checkin on you bud!!! Haven’t seen you in a while
Tell me about it!
I heard about the Murdaugh guilty verdict. Please don’t let him ruin the reputation of all swamp creatures. I saw his mug shot. I still wear bald better. #MurdaughTrial
Good advise. But I think they got the right swamp creature.
.@LizardmanSC , It’s best to hang back for now. There will come another opportunity. The press corps needs a rest. Be ready, though.
While the swamp’s WiFi is still working, let me tell you I’m pretty certain that both Murdaugh and I are covered by the same Dateline NBC correspondent. Keith Morrison! @dateline_keith
Uh. Excuse me?
That was a Chinese balloon?!? Whew. I thought it was the SC Dept of Natural Resources spying on me. Again. As for Murdaugh, so many have tried to shoot me, I suppose he could be one of them. And I do owe him money.
Murdaugh trial, China spy balloon…time to step up @LizardmanSC . SC needs another story.
Dang. I just heard the SC vs GA score. I lost a bet. So now I have to run clothed through the swamp.
I say I have to get a better picture made of me.
Murdaugh trial, China spy balloon…time to step up @LizardmanSC . SC needs another story.
I watched @TheMasters today. I think I could be a great golfer. But I think my tail would mess up the greens.
It’s mine. I used that child tax credit to the max, baby. By the way, love the Uva. But could you help a Lizardman out? We need a Bojangles in Bishopville. It’s a 17-mile hike to Hartsville. Mix in a swamp water.
Not sure whose golf cart this is parked outside of the gym in Forest Acres but I like their style
For those asking, I’m doing very well. Social distancing is the best thing that has ever happened to me. And my N95 mask has allowed me to dumpster dive at Huddle House and shoplift from the Hartsville WalMart with anonymity (just small things like toiletries and gummies).
Ask him if he knows someone who can save him money on car insurance. He will come right out.
Not sure whose golf cart this is parked outside of the gym in Forest Acres but I like their style
It’s the perfect Christmas Day here in the Bishopville swamp. Sunny, breezy and 73 degrees. And I don’t have to hide from the hunters. They are all at home eating gravy. Merry Christmas! #YuleLizard
I try to stay out of the BenLo drama. However, if she was ever interested in me, we could call it “Lozardman”, “LizLo” it “JLiz”.
"And then they said there was a lizard man in Lee County."
I am throwing my hat in the ring for both the openings for President of the U of SC and the 2022 SC Governor’s race. Qualifications? I have spent my whole life in the swamp. #VoteLizardman
So now everyone believes HE’S real?!?
I don’t care what they do, as long as they don’t drain MY swamp!
Redskins Change Name To 'Lizard People' To Better Represent Population Of Washington, D.C. buff.ly/3fI41on
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