LockNod's profile picture. first guy to ever chill and be dope and yeah

LockNod¶

@LockNod

first guy to ever chill and be dope and yeah

starting every sentence with "as a former female porn addict" from now on

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bro...... everything i do is for the female gays..... #iloveyoulesbians

Always funny when you can tell a dude is skateboarding for the female gaze



roughly once each year i feel the urge to change my terribly outdated instagram profile picture (attached) and it makes me feel like a weak man holding a loaded gun to the head of a wounded dog, i just cant do it man i just cant...

LockNod's tweet image. roughly once each year i feel the urge to change my terribly outdated instagram profile picture (attached) and it makes me feel like a weak man holding a loaded gun to the head of a wounded dog, i just cant do it man i just cant...

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i wish everyone eternal love and peace and hella bitches and racks


just spoke to god and he said all women automatically go to heaven when they die #truth #godblessthefairersex


happy valentines day to all the girls with no hobbies or passions or interests or dreams or aspirations or


uhhhh no it's the year of the loser guy actually big year for loser guys woooo hell yea

it’s the year of the party girl



having a stroke sucks cause i can't tell anyone they have brain damage since i'd actually be a hypocrite now


why are lesbians so obsessed with peeing bro what the fuck is yurination


i'm officially not a minor anymore so my actions are no longer fully excusable :(


*does this to you*

Sigourney Weaver’s boneless double for the “Alien” series.



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666 Hail Satan


being polyamorous sounds so crazy imagine getting votekicked out of the cule like it's a counterstrike room i'd kill myself right then and there tbh


as a #realsweeper i know exactly what this is about

LockNod's tweet image. as a #realsweeper i know exactly what this is about

wish they still did youtube rewind so they could make one really long section about skibidi toilet


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He's so talented


She offers you a frosty snowjob wyd??


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"gdje se vidiš za 10 godina?"

eajreci8's tweet image. "gdje se vidiš za 10 godina?"

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