literally a noodle🍜🐉🍞
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I'm so full of lightning yum
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I have been informed of the most important information ever
Me when I smell fresh blood (I'm getting ready to eat a dead hooker):
I think we should start a eugenics program to evolve fur back into humanity.
With shock I notice the router I was supposed to return. Oh well. They’ll get nothing from me.
Eventually we will train wild lions to actually rape small dogs
on my way to do something dark and perverted
🎵Well I sing to express my belief 🎵That sweet talk, like candy, rots teeth
Remember to spread watermelon juice on your doorframe tonight so the spirit of MLK will pass over your home and leave your bike unstolen
"but suppose you couldn't conceive of the counterfactual where you didn't eat breakfast" "but i CAN conceive of the counterfactual where I didn't eat breakfast"
You have to be smile maxxing
A Warrior Mercenary is never fully suited up without a smile
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