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I'm so full of lightning yum

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I have been informed of the most important information ever

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Presses down on your soft spot.


Me when I smell fresh blood (I'm getting ready to eat a dead hooker):

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I think we should start a eugenics program to evolve fur back into humanity.


With shock I notice the router I was supposed to return. Oh well. They’ll get nothing from me.


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干し芋お礼その① メイド服のメイちゃんを描かせて頂きました!

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メイド服のメイちゃんを描かせて頂きました!

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#らたドラ旅 美味しい?☕️

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美味しい?☕️

Eventually we will train wild lions to actually rape small dogs


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on my way to do something dark and perverted


🎵Well I sing to express my belief 🎵That sweet talk, like candy, rots teeth


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Remember to spread watermelon juice on your doorframe tonight so the spirit of MLK will pass over your home and leave your bike unstolen

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"but suppose you couldn't conceive of the counterfactual where you didn't eat breakfast" "but i CAN conceive of the counterfactual where I didn't eat breakfast"


You have to be smile maxxing

A Warrior Mercenary is never fully suited up without a smile

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