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Yay! My main’s unbanned!


There’s an awful lot of upset in the comments from people who complained the other side is the anti-comedy one.

'The White Race Must Maintain Our Genetic Purity,' Says Inbred Man buff.ly/43AvHoQ

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Political compasses give me weird results.

LordInExile's tweet image. Political compasses give me weird results.

Me on the freeway this morning: “hmm. Car has a bit of a rattle to it.” *checks speedometer* “Oh, it’s because I’m doing 100.”


$700 million and nobody’s demanding I turn off the video game? Dude, I’d die a multi billionaire.


You weren’t hacked, Facebook is just down.


Okay, enough serious stuff, here’s my kittens.

LordInExile's tweet image. Okay, enough serious stuff, here’s my kittens.
LordInExile's tweet image. Okay, enough serious stuff, here’s my kittens.
LordInExile's tweet image. Okay, enough serious stuff, here’s my kittens.

There’s a lot of pie in the sky expectations about the “uncommitted” vote in Michigan. Brutal math: there are more than four times the number of black voters than there are Arab American voters in Michigan. It’s also highly unlikely the 87,000 Jewish voters will vote uncommitted.

Most Black people are not voting uncommitted. We don’t have the luxury to play around like that. Healthcare, jobs, voting rights, a booming economy, opportunities for strong financial standing. No, we’re not gonna fuck around with this election.



I’ll tell ya, Red Wings hockey is nothing like what it used to be. I remember in the mid 2010s getting pissed off by things like Patrick Kane scoring on Petr Mrazek. But now it’s 2024 and I get to get excited by things like Patrick Kane scoring on Petr Mrazek. #GoWings


Sell the green button to a small investment bank for $5 million in cash and $5 million in equity. If the button comes up $50 take your cut of the profits and liquidate your holdings. If it comes up zero sell your stake at a loss for a tax write off.

I don't see any reason for the 50M given that 1M is life changing enough and with that amount of money if spent wisely its unlikely you will ever need to work a day in your life. Especially if you're in a eastern european country. What do you guys think?

not__vee's tweet image. I don't see any reason for the 50M given that 1M is life changing enough and with that amount of money if spent wisely its unlikely you will ever need to work a day in your life.
Especially if you're in a eastern european country.

What do you guys think?


Weird thing I noticed a while back. Night Court and Cheers were both shows from about the same time period. Most of the cast of Night Court is dead today, but most of the cast of Cheers is alive.


If the US dismembered Canada in this fashion it would force the Canadians to turn to US rivals for protection. This is how you get Russian and Chinese bases on the US border and the US cut out of the majority of the Arctic Ocean.

A future American president who decides to grant Quebec independence and absorb the western provinces (at least AB and SK) into the US and thus secure a land bridge to Alaska and the Arctic will have secured American preeminence for another century.



I’m not going to lie, I did not have “separate but equal, Amber Alert Edition” on my 2024 bingo card. And given that she was last seen in January and the alert was from just a day ago, that “inherently unequal” part tracks as well.

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I like to mess with hockey analytics nerds by occasionally making up a new advanced stat and watch as they scour Google trying to learn about it.


This is the big pitfall of the “liberation” that comes with any zombie apocalypse/last man on earth scenario. You’re just living off the day to day grind of hundreds of others. It runs out. The party eventually ends. Then you work hard for substandard reward.

Yeah, till you think about how you would actually survive. Once you’ve blasted all the zombies in sight you’re stuck living off the residual soul crushing monotony you scavenge out of the ruins or take up the soul crushing monotony of agriculture.



Just born today.

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