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Me: I'll take boners for 500 Alex Steve Harvey: this isn't Jeopardy. It's Family Feud. Me: [lips pressed against mic] I bid one dollar Bob


Plums* jackass

Paul Ryan has a few more demands. "I want fresh plumbs every day and I want new sneakers and I also want to wear my cream gloves."



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If you plant a pumpkin spice latte in the ground, water it with vodka, and play country music around it, a sorority house will grow. Merica.


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All these illegal immigrants sayin', "If Donald Trump becomes President, I'm leavin' the USA." Well, that is what deportation is. Merica.


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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.


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When you reward mediocrity and give kids a trophy just for playin’, you end up with fast food workers who think they deserve $15/hr. Merica.


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The media makes me sick.

ErikMiller3's tweet image. The media makes me sick.

But the calculated is right there...?

Paul Ryan has a few more demands. "I want fresh plumbs every day and I want new sneakers and I also want to wear my cream gloves."



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Lads who drink £200 bottles of vodka in clubs but they work at Footlocker.. that bottle just cost you 28hours of being dressed as a barcode


Fuck with my guns fine I'll hide them. Give all my money to people who don't work fine I'll work more. Fuck with my fantasy football DIE!!!!


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Finally somethin' all the races can agree on. Merica.

CloydRivers's tweet image. Finally somethin' all the races can agree on. Merica.

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John Carlson is scheduled to play in his 400th #Caps game tonight against San Jose. For more, read CAPS TODAY: capitalstoday.monumentalnetwork.com/2015/10/13/cap…


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Merica.

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Gas or car?

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