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The word "Sametime" isn't even in the Sametime dictionary ...
"Somewhere at Lotus Notes HG, there's a hamptser on a wheel, running the whole show." (Top of the hat to my direct report for that one.)
RT @dantemurphy: hello, lotus notes. goodbye, productivity.
RT @I676: @Braizyn Lotus Notes is a wreck. There are probably machines from 1997 that are STILL trying to kill stray Notes processes.
RT @baxiabhishek: For all those who work in organizations who use Lotus Notes: I'm sorry for you.
RT @hopeless: @elliottucker welcome to my world... The lotus notes hell is far deeper and more twisted than you ever want to know!
I find it ironic that Lotus Notes dictionary doesn't know the words "online" and "download." Actually, that makes sense...
RT @petemarshall77: Cute. Lotus Notes thinks teamroom is a misspelling but offers to replace it with tearoom. How civilized!
RT @ursonate: thank you, lotus notes, for not sending out that meeting reminder. it's not like it was important or anything.
RT @sammythewizzy: @hussainhaidry People still use lotus notes?? :O #shocked
RT @ursonate: hi lotus notes, you say you are online, but you clearly are not. you must be a zombie.
The class is half full (of shit)... RT @ddsmolls: Things I like about Lotus Notes: Turns the most mundane tasks into a complicated process.
RT @oscarberg: I accidentally did something that started Lotus Notes on my PC. Didn't know I had that. Must forget about it. Fast.
RT @ manky18: Lotus Notes Web mail access - is the worst piece of shit ever! Dont understand y a corporate would use such a technology...
RT @wimremes: and wtf is wrong with Lotus Notes sending off my e-mails before they're finished ... jeezes.
RT @benlim: @kathrynyu I can't help but laugh and sympathize with you every time you twitter about Lotus Notes : /
RT @kathrynyu: In Lotus Notes, you can't "forward" meetings to those not on original invite. Our marketing team is screwed.
RT @aieshya: LOTUS NOTES MEETING MAKERS! YOU ARE MAKING ME ANXIOUS. PLEASE TO STOP. KTHXBAI.
Every time I close my laptop and reopen it (~once/hour, due to meetings), Lotus Notes collapses all my folders and I need to reopen them. :(
OK, I'm off to spend the day interfacing with the worst application that has ever existed or will ever exist. #dielotusdie
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