The new grading system sucks ass bc you could literally have straight As in a class, and get ONE B, and your grade will fall to a B"
When I become a famous ballerina you can all go "I knew her when she used to walk into walls every day!""
Nice try, feelings. Nice fucking try. Now get back where you belong* *tamps down dirt mound with a shovel"
Now here's a slogan I can get behind. How about it, Starbucks? http://t.co/DOqvhhIJ8T"
People, do not be stupid in range of me today.The redhead rage increases and tolerance of stupidity decreases when I don't get enough sleep
So for the first time ever I put my eggs in two baskets, and the ones that I took out of the carton got crushed by the milk. Thanks folklore
Probably the most useful tweets are those that admonish the reader 'don't forget to breathe'. Those are a real life saver."
Twitter is not group therapy. The sooner people learn this, the better off we'll all be. Your special snowflake will melt near my fire."
I can't wait to die and find out all the important answers; like why its ok to put dildos in the dishwasher but not bras in the dryer"
The best part about narcissism going to sleep knowing I am loved, unconditionally, by the most amazing and perfect person in the world. Me."
All I want is a guy who understands my feelings and wants to talk about them and also a different guy who I'd actually be attracted to."
Something different in Barcelona: A mall in a bullring. Algo diferente en Barcelona: Un centro comercial en una... fb.me/3vZ7Jyqg9"
Gained 441 new followers in the past day. I’m growing my account the right way, are you? Do it with justunfollow.com/?r=td"
United States Trends
- 1. Jesse Jackson N/A
- 2. Good Tuesday N/A
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- 20. Wrigley N/A
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