Lt. Michael Assistent
@LtAssistent
space enthusiast, nervous wreck, not an actual assistant. he/him
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I am 🔵 straight 🔵 gay 🔵 bisexual 🔵 asexual 🔘 not your assistant, sir. (holy crap, why is he so incredibly stupid?!)
at the rate dirk is filling his detective board right now, i'm worried i might wake up one morning with a pin attached to a red string stuck in my forehead.
Collision of two galaxies interspersing real images taken with the Hubble telescope. @HUBBLE_space @VirtualAstro @wonderofscience #Simulation #Space #Astronomy #ScienceTwitter
happy pride month to everyone!! however you identify, you are important and loved. #dirkgently #dirkgentlyisntover #newcase
uhm.
I can date Michael and still have a teensy crush on Todd, right?
i spent the last week or so cleaning the apartment and it was absolutely spotless for about 5 minutes before dirk spilled his drink in the kitchen
Just so we're clear on this: Black lives matter. Abolish the police. ACAB. Before you condemn the riots, think about why they're happening. White privilege is very much real and should be used to uplift Black voices. Thank you, that's it.
sorry about not tweeting. thinking about possible alternative universe where time runs backwards.
Apparently Leo doesn't mind me rambling about space. That's nice.
Alright. My cousin says we can have one of his apartments for a while, as long as we don't break anything in there. That's something, at least.
Leo is nice. Like, very nice. A bit insensitive but he's still learning. I really hope I'm right and he's not with Blackwing anymore.
He has a name, by the way. It's Leo. And he's saying he understands why you wouldn't trust him, and he's incredibly thankful for our help.
So we’re bringing the strange Blackwing man inside! It’s a terrible idea, and I don’t like it at all, but Micheal insists.
Okay, so the guy in the car is actually someone who used to work with Blackwing. He's saying he doesn't want to help them anymore and now he's on the run. I don't know if we should trust him, but he does seem sincere to me...
Just woke up from a nightmare. Guess this is a Star Trek Until Morning kind of night.
lonely activist? I mean... sure?
So we’re bringing the strange Blackwing man inside! It’s a terrible idea, and I don’t like it at all, but Micheal insists.
Sometimes I think I miss Mr. Friedkin. Then I remember him yelling at me for not doing the things he was supposed to do and I think 'nope, probably not.'
... what if someone, say, made up a case to keep everyone busy? Not saying I'd do it but... wouldn't that be a fun idea?
Day ??? of quarantine: I didn't know I could miss birds this much.
The whole fridge is full of baked goods. I think we need to stop baking out of boredom.
Um for those who don’t know what Dirk Gently is or whOMST he is?! What are you doing with your lives? Go watch dirk gently? On Netflix or on Hulu or stream it if you’d like? But? Go watch it?
update: we're building the fort. It's gonna be incredible.
So we’re bringing the strange Blackwing man inside! It’s a terrible idea, and I don’t like it at all, but Micheal insists.
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