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Lucent

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One tweet a day…for 13 years?

When reconnecting after a long time apart, is it more disruptive to reassert old pecking orders or to pretend time alone has dissolved them?


Expecting zoomers to know computers is like expecting me to know compressors because I've used both a refrigerator and air conditioner.


I hope these plump houseflies spawned from the carcass that's reeking somewhere unreachable so I can swat them and toss the mouse by proxy.


It is quote unquote ridiculous that we converged on speaking one of our language's only enclosing operators in Polish notation.


"Should I worry about the radon levels in your basement?" > No, radon is only a time integral harm so your night spent just counts as two.


I ask the jury to consider that dashcams make every turn look wide and late because their necks don't turn with the car like ours do.


Kids using AI will never know the toil we put into each essay, fantasizing it would be handed up some imagined chain to national renown.


Facebook makes tracking down classmates for a reunion trivial while ensuring it flops by reigniting political rifts and keeping them lit.


Not sure how it's possible I can do chin-ups when I definitely cannot curl two dumbbells at the same time that are half my bodyweight.


David Koresh renamed himself David after taking over the Branch David-ians, who previously renamed themselves after King David, like he did?


Waking up too early puts the whole day into a mirror universe so even when normal hours roll around, I can't return to my normal routine.


Can you do the landscaping for $35 an hour? > No, I only quote by the job, otherwise it's obvious I'm charging you lawyer's rates.


Had the original IBM 101 keyboard pioneered an open deck with no bezel to trap dirt, we'd have reclaimed millions of hours lost to cleaning.


Whether text is respected for being plainspoken or technical is a pendulum. As hustlers copy what's admired, writers swing the other way.


The local news discovered declaring a weather impact day makes livestream views skyrocket and now can't help but do it every thunderstorm.


Writers doing their best work first thing in the morning suggests sundowning isn't unique to dementia, but a sliding scale affecting us all.


Half the time I'm itchy I can tell there's no actual scratch and my goal is to raise the noise floor of that area with a stronger signal.


Stop saying refurbished is better than new because they test it. Repair is a superset of assembly and assembly can fold in repair knowledge.


I'm a secret hater of small business donations to nonprofits. Cut me a discount on the water heater install and I'll donate it where I want.


Forget tinfoil hats, I want aluminum foil in my walls to shield me from microwave weapons, thermal imaging, and backscatter vans.


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