Koustav Sarkar
@LuciferDeep
Wanna know about me??...welll bruh!!.i like coc....not a regular gamer....and quite a sarccastic guy!!😁😁
*sarcastic posts nowadays* Today is World Slap Day Slap and Tag ur best friends..😐😐
Titanic sailors be like: And we are nominating each one of the passengers for the ice bucket challenge!! @Sarcasm_So
*threatning a guy* Foreign: How dare u?? I will call the police.. India: tu bahar aa...tera baap bhi nhin bacha payega
Larki se number mango to thaapad milega... Larka se manglo to janam kundli bhi miljayega!!
*Thrwing out guests frm party* Foreign: u bitch!! Get out!! India: jhat bhar ka hai tu...nikal mc!!
Airtel wala: aap smartphone se kya karne chate hai? Me: jab mujhe gussa lage to wo dhinchak pooja ka ganna chal dein..😉😉
Football in other countries: you! Be my defence.. In india: tu mera piche me khara reh aur ball ayega to ball ke saath player ko bhi uradena
Ronaldo ki dribbling messi ki skills aur bhai ki tubelight kisika bhi ijjat duba sakti hai😉😉
Confusion to tab ati hai jab crush samne ake puchti hai, tumhara crush kon hai??😯😐
Induced come is just like a penis...u dont want it but in the end u give in😯😐..
*falls in the escalator* Stranger: OMG did u just fall?? Me: no the ground just smacked my face....
Best frnd: do u want a piece of my brain?? Me: I dont want to be stupid!!😯😐
*introvert's life* My frnds are so cool.....they are invisible..
*cop stops a speeding car* Cop: i have been waiting for criminals like u Driver: yeah i got here as fast as I could..
*Remember guys* *whenever somone is talking to u continuously* Silence is golden But duct tape is silver...😉😉
Dear Lord, U have a bug in ur software its called #monday....pls fix it...😯😐 @Sarcasm_So
What did the pirate say to his mate when he turned 80?? Aye matey!!
Honey Singh fans telling that they ar smart is like a boss telling his workers that he is a friend to them #sosrcastic #terriblybossytales
United States Trends
- 1. #TheTraitorsUS N/A
- 2. #thepitt N/A
- 3. Adam Silver N/A
- 4. Louie N/A
- 5. Jazz N/A
- 6. #TNAiMPACT N/A
- 7. Castlevania N/A
- 8. #NASCAR N/A
- 9. Tara N/A
- 10. #criticalrolespoilers N/A
- 11. Ole Miss N/A
- 12. Ousmane Dieng N/A
- 13. langdon N/A
- 14. General Yao Guang N/A
- 15. Sheriff N/A
- 16. John Wick N/A
- 17. NCAA N/A
- 18. Anthony Alfredo N/A
- 19. Casey Mears N/A
- 20. Silent Hill N/A
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