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In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now.
“Car drives mint, just has slow leak & needs brakes. Only 300K miles and 47 owners. Was a rental for 12 years. Ignore the Engine Lights, just an O2 sensor. No lowballs. Asking $20,000 as is.” ...Will need to pickup with a towe, missing 4 calipers and a transmission.
What they dont tell you in school is that your ar policy needs to be DEEP like 90-120 days minimum. Total balance is pushing $10K which is why the low cost model is necessary in the beginning. When customers know your not a crackhead begging for immediate payment, they come back.
"3 things to keep private. Your love life. Your income. Your next move."
This is how you know you’ve officially “made it”. My hotel has a frickin’ soda stream.
Can’t sleep. Thinking about the time that bowling guy screamed “who do you think you are, I am”
Waiter: Are you guys all set to order? Umm no we're actually waiting for some- "Yeah we'll take 3 flaming Dr. Peppers"
“that’s why yo ass got impeached nigga put some respect on my na-“
Welp. Looks like I ran into some money once again. And to think people told me the lottery was a “scam”. Well since I’m feeling so generous I’m giving each person that retweet’s this $1000 (must be following so I can DM)
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