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Luthor Tyrell

@LuthorTyrells

Idk, ask my wife.

"I will microwave those mozzarella sticks tonight, my love."


"Shout out to @ModernOlenna for procreating with me. You're the best mother if mother's were solely judged on dragging their children."


Sends a cheese bouquet to my one and only, [@ModernOlenna], with a card signed "xoxo, your schmoospie".


"I should apologize for that one."

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"All I remember from when you gave birth was how you threatened my life if I ever got you pregnant again. I was terrified."

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"How am I supposed to remember them when they never come to visit me?"

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"Wait. We had three kids? Where?!"

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"My wife is similar."


Mozzarella sticks? Mozzarella sticks.


"Thank you, my love."

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Pats the chub. "No regrets. Mozzarella sticks feel a lot like love."

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"If by disappear you mean your grandmother took it away, yes."

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Feeling confident. "That's what's up."

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"Your father said he would come get me, but he must have gotten distracted by something shiny."

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"I was a handsome, say it!"

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"Your gram throws me a box of cereal every now and then, sometimes a loaf of bread."

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Scratches head. "Um, well, I don't know? No one came to get me down!"

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"I was trying to make the house look better than the Lannisters with my Christmas lights, but that bastard Tywin won yet again."

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"That's beside the point. The fact is, you pursued me. And you chose me over a Targaryen, bye."

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