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Evelin Quesada

@Lynquesada

One man's trash is another man's girlfriend. shorturl.xaijo.com/henry


Parenthood teaches us that "Blue's Clues" and "Booze Cruise" sound alike for a reason. bitly.xaijo.com/sharlene


shorturl.xaijo.com/mona Kids are worthless because they're short and poor.


The #1 rule of being a successful shirt: Always Be Clothing. bitly.xaijo.com/oMCGg


I'm white. But I'm not NASCAR fan white. bitly.xaijo.com/oallrF


bitly.xaijo.com/teJCjh I used to think I knew what a racist was until I told Usain Bolt he was my favorite racist ever.


bitly.xaijo.com/RejbC "Don't even talk to me until I've Instagrammed my coffee." - Portland, Oregon


bitly.xaijo.com/hANrOaH A lack of love from your parents leaves a hole in your heart only dicks can fill.


bitly.xaijo.com/JgbcK Recycling Jesus died for our bins.


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