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What a manager says wen his team member leaves office on time for few days in a row: "I think u hv bandwidth to take in more responsibility"


Manager's Logic: If I didnt understand what you tried to explain to me, it means your presentation & communication skills are poor. #mba 😝


My economics preparation before exam: law of demand & demand: ✔️ Economies of scale concept: ✔️ Gdp formula: uh..ok.. ✔️ Ok..I ll clear it


Dumping Explained 😜

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#Manager 2 subordinate: Don't work mechanically.. Analyse What he thinks after saying so: And if u understand anything..explain it 2 me too!


The Person who says he/she doesn't micromanage does it the most!! 😜


Best Example of A person leaving current job for better career opportunities: Narendra Modi 😜 #Results2014 #NaMo


Indian Game of Thrones: Good Days are Coming!! 😜 #Results2014 #NarendraModi


You may be an MBA, but you can still learn a thing or two about stakeholder management from your mother #HappyMothersDay


You may be a project manager, but your mom can still do resource mgmt & meet deadlines without project mgmt s/w. 😜 #HappyMothersDay


You may be an MBA-Finance, but your Mother's Budgeting skills are better than yours. #HappyMothersDay


Manager to subordinate: Don't work mechanically.Go behind the nos..Analyze!! In his mind: & if u understand anything..explain it to me too!!


Where we use all the jargons and glib talk we learnt during MBA: While stating our key performance indicators/objectives for appraisal 😝


Bank Job- 9am-5pm Investment Bank Job- 9am-5am 😝


The only report we care about is the #placement report. #MBA 😜


Example of Globalisation: Kevin Spacey doing Lungi Dance at #IIFA 😜

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Kevin Spacey doing Lungi Dance at #IIFA 😜

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