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Brycen Martz

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Surgery this Friday :)


I broke my funny bone :(


I say bad words (when nobody can here me) cause I'm a badass


Brycen's tea company come down to the ocean


When making a fake Twitter remember the password


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Its SchoOLOGY not schoology get your shit together people


Before eating a hot pocket let it cool for 2 minutes


When making a fake twitter make sure you spell the name right


If someone runs away while your mugging them shoot them in the leg soot them in the leg so they cant run -David


Racist People are bad


When you turn a pineapple upside down cake right-side up is it just a pineapple cake? #askingthetoughquestions


When firing bottle rocket at the score board keep them clear of your pants or you will get burned


When you throw a firecracker in china town a bunch of old Chinese ladies and a fire man yell at you #truestory


I had a dream that I was a pineapple in a world of apples


Y is everything named after California? I can't read a menu without seeing California Sonoma or Napa it makes me homesick bc that's my home


When you drop your phone on your ipad and break both


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