(MDT) My Drunk Texts
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(MDT): submit all those drunk texts you received (or sent) last night. No names necessary.
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www.mydrunktexts.com/view/s/1491 sent last night: "yah you herd me i slautered your baby chicken and no she dint bite my vag" MDT
www.mydrunktexts.com/view/s/1482 I was really drunk and sent all the ginger people in my phone book ''I'm as bored as a ginger stripper' ...
www.mydrunktexts.com/view/s/1493 Rcv'd: "I almost had sex with my wife because you made me horny earlier... bad girl" MDT
www.mydrunktexts.com/view/s/1478 facebooked: "fell asleep, had a bad dream from a tiger attacking me, only to wake up to have my guy f*c ...
www.mydrunktexts.com/view/s/1479 Sent last night: "you know it's a good night when you can do the worm in your bridesmaid dress and not ...
www.mydrunktexts.com/view/s/1480 Received: "Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home..." MDT
www.mydrunktweets.com Received: "Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home..." MDT
www.mydrunktexts.com/view/s/1445 sent: "I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that ...
www.mydrunktexts.com/view/s/1416 I received this last night "Bring something to sleep on. I don't mind people sleeping on the curtains ...
www.mydrunktweets.com/view/s/1378 "I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off." I sent it to my DAD :( ... MDT
www.mydrunktexts.com/view/s/1376 Recv'd last night: "All I know is that if midgets start TIME TRAVELING were all in a lot of trouble..." ...
www.mydrunktexts.com/view/s/1378 Sent last night: "I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off." I sent it to my DA ...
www.mydrunktexts.com/view/s/1364 My friend sent me this text last night: "Man, I could flip a coin 100 times and I'm still not gettin' h ...
www.mydrunktexts.com/view/s/1361 Recv'd last night: "I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow!" MDT
www.mydrunktexts.com/view/s/1363 Last night I received this from my guy friend that took a woman home from the bar: "There are certain p ...
www.mydrunktexts.com/view/s/1355 Recv'd this text last night from my guy friend: "I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know ...
www.mydrunktexts.com/view/s/1345 Received this last night from a good friend... "OMG if I had doritos in my vagina i would be soooo popu ...
www.mydrunktexts.com/view/s/1346 Received - "There's a little blue man following me around what should I do?" Sent - "Eat him!" Received ...
www.mydrunktexts.com/view/s/1342 Facebooked last night: "found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compart ...
www.mydrunktexts.com/view/s/1343 received last night: "he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps." MDT
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