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Hana "D.va" Song, MEKA pilot, StarCraft champion, world famous actress, global icon. [#OWRP / open rp / mun of @concussionmine]

Dad: Hana, have you been remembering school Me: I can't hear u I'm blowdrying my hair Dad: what about ur homew- Me: I CANT HEAR U IM BLOWDR


ASMR: Hana Song Kicks Your Ass At Video Games (12 Hours)


[big smile. She likes Sombra's attitude.] Okay! I'm looking forward to it.


Well, it does run in the family! But, yeah, practice is everything.


Probably, yeah. /I/ don't pretend to be good at things I'm not.


You tell yourself that. I'm just saying there's a reason I'm number one in the world~


[fakeass gasp!] Of course not! The fact your neutral did 4% damage and not 1.5% was just a glitch! [quietly] /I see everything./


No, I decided to! It threw off your game when I changed my playstyle, right? That's just basic strats.


At first I was going /easy/ on you~! Then I got bored. So, yeah.


[Sombra's faltering confidence only makes more openings; Dva smiles as the damage stacks at high speed.] Hehe! Now we're playing!


My agent: hey Hana Me: [turns around, six lollipops in my mouth at once] whrt


[something's off, and she can sense it. But she stays quiet, opting instead to up her game and really show off her skills.]


[Dva could play this game in her sleep. She knows every combo, every counter. She's just toying with Sombra, going easy on her.]


[no items final destination we die like men] Oh, sure. Like making sure no one notices your cybernetic gloves, right? LOL.


If you played like I do, you'd be paranoid too. I've seen it all. Anyway, that's Samus. [She picks Pikachu, naturally.]


You had something going on already, didn't you? I know your type!


That's Samus, she- [flatly] your gloves. Take 'em off.


I hope so, or else you don't have a chance! [Her pocket console projects a screen and keyboard controllers.] Come pick a fighter.


you've got about as good a chance at beating me in StarCraft as you do anything else! But fine... how about Smash Bros, then?


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