MFDarrell's profile picture. Award winning homebrewer. Grillmaster. Death Metal. Hair Metal. Outlaw Country. Pro Wrestling. Whiskey. All-around dumbass. #Aggies #Astros

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Award winning homebrewer. Grillmaster. Death Metal. Hair Metal. Outlaw Country. Pro Wrestling. Whiskey. All-around dumbass. #Aggies #Astros

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You will be haunted by three spirits...


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He no sold it 😂😂😂


Rule #1 -- Laws are for poor people.


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Lies. Damn lies. And statistics.


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“Wrist discomfort, day-to-day” - Astros Training Staff

u're are a doctor from doctor university . what's the diagnosis?

tenthousund's tweet image. u're are a doctor from doctor university . what's the diagnosis?


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John "Bradshaw" Layfield

I can’t keep pretending anymore, what’s the full meaning of JBL?

haassaan___'s tweet image. I can’t keep pretending anymore, what’s the full meaning of JBL?


"Who the hell buys all these gas station supplements?" I say to myself before realizing I used to crush a pack of Stacker 2's w/ Ephedra with a triple-size Redbull every day before work.


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dear @Toyota it has come to our attention that the 70-series is now legal in these united states of america plz respond

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Flight attendant comes over intercom: “your flight is oversold, I need two volunteers to take a flight this afternoon for a $300 voucher.” I spring into action. I was born for these moments. This is why I studied game theory. Literal tingles. I pull out my megaphone and address…


Almost like they don't do anything new anymore.

The average American now holds onto their smartphone for 29 months,per CNBC, and that cycle is getting longer. The average was around 22 months in 2016.



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And finally, legendary pool hustler Minnesota Fats passed away Wednesday. You know, now he's probably up in Heaven, racking them up for a game with Saint Peter. Or maybe he's in Hell, where demons gnaw at his flesh, and the agonies of the damned never cease. Either way, he'll…

NormSNLJokes's tweet image. And finally, legendary pool hustler Minnesota Fats passed away Wednesday.

You know, now he's probably up in Heaven, racking them up for a game with Saint Peter.

Or maybe he's in Hell, where demons gnaw at his flesh, and the agonies of the damned never cease. 

Either way, he'll…

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RETWEET IF YOU NEED THAT MIKE ELKO HALFTIME SPEECH


Shout out to @RichOToole for swinging by and helping me with my oil change today.

MFDarrell's tweet image. Shout out to @RichOToole for swinging by and helping me with my oil change today.

Over the last few weeks I have used phone scripts and letters drafted by @grok to make settlement offers on medical bills, some that had gone to collections and some that hadn't. It has literally put almost $1,200 back in my pocket. AI can be amazing.


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