The Mishalarm
@MISHALARM
The personal alarm clock of Gishwhes team Mishasquitos.
Why did the girl sit on her watch? She wanted to be on time. #clockjokes
Who let the clocks out?! TICK TICK TICKTOCK. #tuneofwholetthedogsout
Good morning/afternoon/evening, my fellow clocks! Follow @alarmhello for sexy alarm clock fun.
Tick tock. Tick tock. Tick tock. Tick tock. Tick tock. Tick tock. Tick tock. Tick tock. Tick tock. Tick tock. Tick tock. Tick tock....
C:/Alert! FileFound:TwitterQuery: @williamshatner "who the hell is Misha?"/Gishbot_answer: Run.
Daylight Savings Time occurs because Chuck Norris hits snooze on his alarm clock. #chucknorrisischucknorris
Are you an alarm clock? You managed to wake up my sleeping heart. #cheeseoftheday
Work is a necessity for man. Man invented me.. the alarm clock. #jokeoftheday
Nearly bed time for most people. Don't forget to set your alarms!
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