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Mikaela Orchard

@MJToast

Living proof that Ginger Kids have souls... sometimes

Tonight I see @ThatKevinSmith at @eastern_atl. This is my 4th time seeing him live, and my first without my partner who passed in January. So if you see a redhead crying in the orchestra tonight, just know that this night means more to me than most will ever know. #thetmfs


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Look what homophobe ended up being a bottom!! Go get 'em tiger!

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#MikePence was selected as Trump's running mate. My uterus will now be govt property since he is so worried about what's inside it.


@SSalmon92 @CuteEmergency I think you should not. Birds are creepy. I agree with Chris!


@SSalmon92 I have free movie tickets!!


I need the coffee.


@SSalmon92 think this will be us one day?

In more exciting news, the two LL Bean moms at the bar beside me are drunk & delving into deep dark secrets. #nicekhakicapris



All of the sudden all my Twitter suggestions have become @WWE employees. Ok. I'll follow your whole roster! #sorrynotsorry #lovemywrestling


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I only reveal Myself to stoners, schizophrenics and conservative Republicans.


@SSalmon92 there is nothing wrong with that coffee!!! Tell Chris to take off his panties and put his big boy pants on! #mandiva


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(720): I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.


You need to put your mind on a treadmill and jog your memory. @WWEAaLLday21 #badaboom #realistguysintheroom #NXT Seriously? Genius.


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(239): I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep


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(845): When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.


@SSalmon92 what I feel like when other people come creeping in on our conversations!


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