MJWCF's profile picture. The MJW©F is a comedic publishing group that spawned in 2005. This is my own CLEAN and ORIGINAL humour, from Perth, Australia. Please have a look and enjoy. :)

MJWCF

@MJWCF

The MJW©F is a comedic publishing group that spawned in 2005. This is my own CLEAN and ORIGINAL humour, from Perth, Australia. Please have a look and enjoy. :)

My bus is taking a little bit longer than usual to arrive. Why oh why? What'd I do to deserve this?!


The next time someone complains about anything just exclaim: "It's 2017!" It's a meaningless statement, but it... fb.me/30NG5LugQ


If petrol prices go down to $1.00, then the digital display for the price will be the same as the litres display.... fb.me/7ySyJSB04


My password’s so secure – I don’t even know what it is.


My ranking of the Big Four accounting firms, in terms of their acronyms. 4) Deloitte. No acronym. Sad. 3)... fb.me/1aX8bhO3t


As the Australian Government enters 'caretaker' mode, the MJWCF enters 'Olympic Mode' (which is the highest... fb.me/5177R14q4


I love writing in abbreviated Latin - ie. eg. etc. etc. (c. 2015).


This post is self explanatory.


"Face the music" means something, but it's also good advice for going to a concert.


A Potato Cod (fish) - seems like it could be Fish and Chips.


Cod Fish - it seems like it could be Fish and Chips.


Today marks the 10 year anniversary of the MJWⒸF. Monday, the 10th of October 2015 – the MJWⒸF was born with... fb.me/46DTYWPhZ


Chinese Zodiac says this is the...Year of the Sheep, Goat or Ram…but I’m just going to go with Sheep. That’s what everyone else is using.


This year my New Year's Resolution is in 4K (4096 × 2160).


The saying "Another day, another dollar"...means you are living below the extreme poverty line...which is $1.25 per day. Think about that.


Generally I don't like to summarize things.


I want to make a joke about the Summer Equinox...but it's been such a long day...I'm over it.


To a jockey, every horse is a high horse.


I still can't believe that more people don't notice the naming similarity of flagships phones by Samsung and... fb.me/1Sn7y3f06


Someone should have created a CD ripping program called : Jack the Ripper.


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