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*SLAPS KART'S ENGINE* HYAH.

Fissato

*LINK SLAPS THE BACK OF HIS KART TO MAKE IT GO FASTER* *IS CONFUSED WHY IT WONT GO FASTER* .... *SHOVES CARROTS INTO ITS EXHAUST PIPE*


*GOES IN 200CC* *FACIAL MUSCLES FLAPPING IN THE WIND. TOO FAST.*


*PLAYS SARIA'S SONG IN WILD WOODS*


*HEADS OVER TO CHEESELAND* *CONFUSES IT FOR ORDON CHEESE AND EATS IT TO RESTORE HEARTS???????????*


*DRIVES HIS KART WITH HIS FOOT* *CRASHES AND BURNS*


*GOES TO NEO BOWSER CITY* *CURLS UP IN A FETAL POSITION AND ROCKS BACK AND FORTH WHILE FROTHING AT THE MOUTH. WHAT IS THE FUTURE?????*


*HEADS OVER TO ANIMAL CROSSING VILLAGE* *BREAKS ALL THEIR POTS FOR RUPEES*


*SEES THE VILLAGER AND ISABELLE* *CHASES AFTER WITH MASTER SWORD WHILE SCREAMING*


*DOES A TRICK ON THE RAMP IN 200CC* *FLIES OFF THE COURSE AND INTO THE FIERY DEPTHS OF HELL*


*SEES BIG BLUE STAGE* *FROTHS AT THE MOUTH AND DIES WHAT IS THIS TECHNOLOGY??????????*


*LOOKS FOR TREASURE CHESTS ON HYRULE RACETRACK INSTEAD OF RACING*


*GETS A SPEEDING TICKET*


HYAH???? *GESTURES WILDLY AT BOWSER* HYEH?!? *CHASES AFTER BOSWER WITH MASTER SWORD* YAAH!?!


*RUNS OVER PEACH ON THE RACETRACK* "WELL EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME, PRINCESS"


*WHO GAVE ME MY LICENSE TO DRIVE*



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