MLB Humor
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Bulimic and need to throw up? No need to stick your finger down your throat, just go listen to Trevor Bauer rap! Same effect!
For the love of sweet baby Jesus, WHERE ARE THE DODGERS GETTING ALL OF THIS FUCKING MONEY?!
BJ Upton to Braves for $75 million? That's the most anyone has ever paid for a BJ!
So the Angels secured Ryan Madson? Good, last year's bullpen was so bad I got cancer.
I swear you have to look like a hobo to play OF for the Athletics, look at Coco, Jonny, and Josh!
Biggest BS on baseball, Mark McGwire and Barry Bonds are allowed to, and will be, in the Hall of Fame. Pete Rose is not. The hell is that?
AND they pissed off Giancarlo Stanton! It's about to go DOWN. @Giancarlo818
Fairly certain the Marlins just abandoned all hopes of being a winning franchise. #whatelseisnew #swerve
Prince Fielder is so fat, when God said "Let there be light," he had to move. #cheesyclassic
You know Johnny Cueto makes faces at his shortstop sometimes when he does his turn while pitching. You just know it.
Mike Leake not winning the Silver Slugger is like eating Oreos without milk, it just shouldn't happen! #WTF
In other news, the Chicago Cubs plan to hang a banner in center field next season that reads "115 Years & Still Losing!"
With their move to the AL, the Astros are changing their name to the Opossums, because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
The San Francisco Chronicle is reporting that Giants RHP Tim Lincecum is demanding a trade to Seattle. #wonderwhy
Major League Baseball announced today that all Seattle Mariners and Colorado Rockies games will now start at 4:20 PM.
Ever wonder when the Yankees will decide to buy another championship? It'll probably be when the Dodgers' payroll passes their own. #ohwait
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