Today I'm focusing on step 29: Elevate your attitude. 5 more steps and I get to fight Buhda for the title.
Writers block, guys. Got hired to write lyrics for Hare Krishna music. Someone bail me out.
Do people really still get arrested for smoking pot? Officer Report: I noticed the suspects were complimenting one another. In a nice way.
At every wedding there will be a girl in a red dress that your wife will not want you to dance with. Or talk to.
Speedo and icepacks leave no place to carry my wallet.
When someone calls me and says, "I'm in a pickle" I wonder how they are breathing, much less making phone calls.
Kicking it real fresh at the beach with my baby. Good tweet? Guys?
Tristan texted me a trojan horse virus that brought down my new smart phone's main-frame in seconds.
The Superbowl fly-over cost me 1-1/2 days' pay, every week, for 5 years. The cost of my "freedom" has become enslavement.
If we're going to make this work, I need a little bit more Charles Bronson and a little bit less Ellen. Degeneres.
http://thechive.com/2011/02/02/its-hump-day-already-25-photos/ Lovely lady humps. You're welcome.
United States Trends
- 1. Blue Origin 7,534 posts
- 2. Megyn Kelly 29.5K posts
- 3. New Glenn 8,512 posts
- 4. Vine 33.3K posts
- 5. Senator Fetterman 18.2K posts
- 6. CarPlay 4,335 posts
- 7. #NXXT_JPMorgan N/A
- 8. Brainiac 5,152 posts
- 9. Portugal 61.3K posts
- 10. World Cup 99.6K posts
- 11. Matt Gaetz 13.5K posts
- 12. Padres 28.4K posts
- 13. GeForce Season 1,043 posts
- 14. Eric Swalwell 25.4K posts
- 15. Black Mirror 5,168 posts
- 16. Katie Couric 9,639 posts
- 17. Osimhen 99.6K posts
- 18. Man of Tomorrow 5,774 posts
- 19. Cynthia 111K posts
- 20. Apple TV 8,412 posts
Something went wrong.
Something went wrong.