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Matt Swift

@MSwiftPI

Private Investigator, Entrepreneur. I drive an ice cream truck and I solve crimes. Read all about it: http://ow.ly/V4gL50LZrV9

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Should Election Day be a national holiday — YES or NO?


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BREAKING: Corrupt Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas desperately begs for an extension in filing his annual financial disclosure — likely a direct result of the recent reporting on his crooked finances. The rest of the courts justices, with the exception of fellow far-right…

OccupyDemocrats's tweet image. BREAKING: Corrupt Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas desperately begs for an extension in filing his annual financial disclosure — likely a direct result of the recent reporting on his crooked finances.

The rest of the courts justices, with the exception of fellow far-right…

Just checking on the “Dumpster Fire”….still burning, I see.


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BREAKING: The White House has officially offered to brief former Trump officials about the Chinese spy balloons that they failed to catch during his administration. Apparently Trump officials completely missed the fact that multiple balloons traversed the US during their admin.


If Tweets are gonna be 4000 characters long I'm gonna have to be a whole lot wittier.


Pretty sure there's a mouse in the walls of my apartment...on the plus side, at least I'm not alone anymore. See? Things are already looking better.


So it's $8/month for a Verified Twitter account? That's an awful lot of Ramen noodles....think I'm gonna pass. Besides, I'm not even sure who I am -- why should they get to decide?


I'm surprised nobody has called me yet.... #AmAvailable

There are theories that say it could be the apocalypse, bacterial disease, or even #UFO related, but the truth is nobody knows yet... #mystery



This guy makes "living rough" look glamorous....(maybe I should be homeless in a warmer climate...like Belize.) #fiction

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Almost got my coffee up to room temp....Mmmmm -- tastes like "destitution" :-(


Fact of the matter is - I'm broke again. Real broke. Turns out, those "Hype Coins" she paid me with were exactly as described...hype. Still have the truck, but it doesn't run. Still have this room - for the moment. #LookingForCrimesToSolve


My coffee pot broke yesterday, so today I'm brewing coffee on the radiator. How it started: big bucks working for a social media influencer. how's it's going: warming 2-day-old coffee on the radiator


Hey everyone -- heard it's a real 'apocalyptic hellscape' around here. Figured I would fit right in. Ahhhhh....just like the good ol' days!


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BREAKING NEWS: The January 6 Committee drops bombshell, reveals that it has evidence that directly ties Donald Trump to the “fraudulent elector” plot that attempted to steal Biden’s win by overturning the election. RT IF YOU THINK THAT TRUMP MUST BE CRIMINALLY CHARGED!


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This is why they have been putting people in place in state legislatures ever since the 2020 election. So they can just disregard any votes for Dems and basically declare Republicans or Trump loyalists as the winners.


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BREAKING NEWS: New Mexico’s Secretary of State refers the Trumper County Commissioner who is refusing to certify a Democrat who won his election this week to the Justice Department for criminal prosecution. RT IF YOU THINK THAT THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT MUST PROSECUTE HIM!


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Clarence Thomas says the leak of Alito's draft opinion on Roe v Wade has eroded trust in the institution. No, I would say it was Citizens United, undermining the Voting Rights Act, his presence & McConnell's obstruction of Merrick Garland and rushing through Amy Coney Barrett.


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I thought I hated anti vaxxers like Novak Djokovic more than anyone in the world. That was until I listened to his lawyer for 2 hours. This guy is a whole new level of nasty. Can someone please tell them that we are in a pandemic? People are freaking dying because of their BS.


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BREAKING: “Coughing Karen,” the woman who deliberately coughed on masked shoppers at a Nebraska grocery store in a viral video, is FIRED from her software job after being identified by TikTok sleuths who quickly alerted her employer. RT TO THANK THE TIKTOKERS WHO BUSTED HER!


Hee-Haw, George


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