Meggan Vanscoder
@MVanscoder
I can balance exactly 15 pencils on my nose at one time so....
People who feel bad about their mistakes and say no one can beat them up worse than they've beat themselves up should, at least, let me try.
I'm at my most territorial when I'm eating in my car and someone parks next to me and just sits there. Now I gotta pretend not to be eating like a savage. Rude af.
.@AOC asked this pharma exec why a life-saving HIV drug costs nearly $2,000 in the U.S. and $8 in Australia
.@aoc isn't expressing an opinion, she is stating a fact: Border detention centers *are* concentration camps. Trying to reject the label is not going to make the atrocity go away: qz.com/1308141/are-us…
I sewed all your red flags into a giant quilt for your going away gift. I hope you love it. k. Bye.
Are we all just going to sit here and keep letting titties take the spotlight from tacos every Tuesday?
me jumping back into a relationship w someone toxic bc im lonely:
when I get MARRIED my WIFE will be in THE KITCHEN where she STAYS and I WILL ALSO be there BECAUSE it’s ALSO our BED ROOM. we live in a VERY SMALL studio apartment because we are POOR
Sex is great but have you ever had affordable health insurance?
Actual footage of me discovering that my favorite cartoonist @moby_dickhead is also the guy who brought the Dear Daniel story into this world. Thank you ❤️
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