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Sometimes you have to be a lion, so you can be the lamb you really are

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Why would you ever wana clip those ears?

Maaaaartz's tweet image. Why would you ever wana clip those ears?

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injured players when they see Lakers on the schedule


I think the biggest difference between having a kid and not having a kid is how time feels. Before having a kid, time felt infinite but after having a kid, everything feels so finite


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Will Ferrell and Ana Gasteyer as Marty Culp and Bobbi Mohan-Culp performing "Not Like Us" on #SNL50


Broooo lakers about to be a 5th seed just so they can play denver as the 4th seed in the first round 🙄


Doing everything you can and a deal not going your way you can kinda live with, it’s the ones where you know you could’ve done better that sting like a mug.


Having a baby is craaaazy dude.

Maaaaartz's tweet image. Having a baby is craaaazy dude.

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Every time I see a Tweet from Shams announcing that ANOTHER guy on my fantasy team is injured #FantasyBasketball


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The Trump administration interviewing cabinet appointees


When I saw Jon Stewart signed up to do another season of the daily show, I knew Kamala Harris was losing. Bittersweet.


This mf even won the popular vote


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Last time Trump was in office the Lakers won the championship


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Chief Wiggum, Springfield PD, here… they’re doing WHAT?


Going for a walk is underrated


Whenever I do hip mobility exercises, I feel like a baddy


Daamn RIP Omar (I’m watching the wire)


My brain in church… I do like the part where you wish each other peace though.


Is Terrence Howard the Tom Delonge of Math?


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My girlfriend listening to me work on my Creed songs in the shower before we head out for karaoke


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On this day in 2004… Tim Duncan hits a go-ahead jumper with just 0.4 seconds remaining. Derek Fisher comes right back with a high-arcing fadeaway winner! WHAT AN ENDING. 🤯


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