Everybody Dey smoke forget problems, my turn reality check just dey hit me
When high on weed That little time your eyes clear upon realizing something for like 4 seconds you just be like ohhhhhh
Then there’s me wey no actually send
My gender will ghost you, and the whole time, she’s waiting for you to text back again 😁
Seize the power permantly maybe?
If you were given the opportunity to become the president of your country for one month, what would be your first step?
Have you heard an agressive ‘wait’ ?
"why u fuckin me like this" is the worst thing to hear .. she bouta act retardedddd
For the first time? I don’t get nysc camp is more than once?
I’m sorry
Which of these is hard for you to say? 1. I'm sorry 2. I love you 3. I need your help
If they’ve even heard the word online
You guys know how when someone does something embarrassing and everyone in the comments is telling them too relocate to Kano or Jalingo or one off those states. I always wonder how the people living in those states feel reading those comments Or are they not online?
Omo I don move
as a 9-5 worker, you were gifted 100M Naira by someone. drop one sentence resignation letter😅
Imagination just wan finish you
Your boyfriend isn’t going through anything. He has someone else that excites him. A shiny new babe that is not you but he’s too much of a coward to tell you he has lost feelings for you. Confront him today, he’s the devil!
2 years of using my phone… it never fell No screen guard, no pouch.. still clean af
Salu bata… don’t see kids doing that anymore
My weekly screentime on my phone is like 100+ hours That’s a full time job I guess
Aren’t we supposed to like f*ck everyday?
Love you more
Enjoy my peace Una… you love being alone different from staying alone Nobody enjoys staying alone, they stay alone for too long but the moment someone enters their life it’s a different thinking process
Sorry to break it to you
I’ve never met a rich & successful person who smokes weed. Not even once.
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