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Machine Tyrant

@MachineTyrant

Tea lover, beekeeper, pyrotecnics enthusiast. Choreography teacher.

bees stole my fucking phone fuck tweeting from the library


goddamn I look handsome. that’s definitely my good side. Props to the artist.

((#OOC: "The Templar and the Black Paladin vs the Hordes of Hell," By the talented @HarlequinsDen #HarlsArt ))

IowaBlake's tweet image. ((#OOC: "The Templar and the Black Paladin vs the Hordes of Hell,"  By the talented @HarlequinsDen #HarlsArt ))


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@Urky_tsw @MachineTyrant Requesting an edit here: "Straight out of Perjury"


Face it, you bees are only good at two things, and you spend way too much time getting involved with tree sex.

MachineTyrant's tweet image. Face it, you bees are only good at two things, and you spend way too much time getting involved with tree sex.

I share your concern.

MachineTyrant's tweet image. I share your concern.

@garvikhreverssn Ha ha. You think that's gonna work? Come at me bro.


HA HA JUST KIDDING THOSE FUCKING OUTFITS DON'T WORK ON YOU FUCKERS.


blog.modernmechanix.com/mags/ModernMec… Yeah could we -keep- them there, too, please?


Whatever the dude I just ate last ate is really not going well for me right now. #tweetsfromthetoilet


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@MachineTyrant COME TO EGYPT AND I SHALL HOP UPON YOUR BACK! IT WILL BE THE GREATEST ROAD TRIP EVENT OF THE FOURTH AGE!


I hear Orochi Tower is opening their new attraction/adventure soon. Maybe it's a good time to take a short vacation? It's been years.


Someone just threw a cat at me. Like, an actual, live, very angry housecat.


@ApexQueen the problem is #yesalbees are rude as hell. and way too full of themselves.


@ApexQueen that is categorically not true. I'm a great conversationalist when you greet me with something other than rocket launchers.


Reminder to new followers that weekly dance lessons are scheduled for this Saturday. bring a shotgun.


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