bees stole my fucking phone fuck tweeting from the library
goddamn I look handsome. that’s definitely my good side. Props to the artist.
((#OOC: "The Templar and the Black Paladin vs the Hordes of Hell," By the talented @HarlequinsDen #HarlsArt ))
@Urky_tsw @MachineTyrant Requesting an edit here: "Straight out of Perjury"
Face it, you bees are only good at two things, and you spend way too much time getting involved with tree sex.
HA HA JUST KIDDING THOSE FUCKING OUTFITS DON'T WORK ON YOU FUCKERS.
Whatever the dude I just ate last ate is really not going well for me right now. #tweetsfromthetoilet
@MachineTyrant COME TO EGYPT AND I SHALL HOP UPON YOUR BACK! IT WILL BE THE GREATEST ROAD TRIP EVENT OF THE FOURTH AGE!
I hear Orochi Tower is opening their new attraction/adventure soon. Maybe it's a good time to take a short vacation? It's been years.
Someone just threw a cat at me. Like, an actual, live, very angry housecat.
@ApexQueen that is categorically not true. I'm a great conversationalist when you greet me with something other than rocket launchers.
Reminder to new followers that weekly dance lessons are scheduled for this Saturday. bring a shotgun.
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