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Macrosoft

@Macrosoft4

Just a guy with ideas you love or hate

I wonder who took animal bones and was like "I'm going to make this a fruit snack."


If there's a forefront, it's there a hindfront?


Machiavellian macchiato: where the ends justify the beans


Bird, party of 20

Macrosoft4's tweet image. Bird, party of 20

Getting your coffee refilled at Dennys is like asking McDonald's for condiments. You might get one?


"Cool beans" is a strange thing to say in a positive connotation. Warm beans are preferable. Steamed even. "Let's go to the carnival." "Baked beans!"


Apparently I'm the only person that likes boysenberry syrup. You gotta mix it with maple. Like a 3:1 maple to boysenberry ratio


I don't know how to explain my love for Break My Stride by Matthew Wilder


When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's gotta hurt


Accidentally bought hyperbolic steroids instead of anabolic and now I can crush a boulder with my bare hands


Do you ever keep the carcass of a squished spider as a warning to all the other spiders, but then freak out when you see it in the corner of your eye? Just me? Cool.


It is literally impossible to ignore game of throne spoilers. I know everything that happens in that show and I've only seen 4 episodes


No wonder. Can't even find the dang interwebs

Macrosoft4's tweet image. No wonder. Can't even find the dang interwebs

Can't connect to the dang interwebs

Macrosoft4's tweet image. Can't connect to the dang interwebs

Billie Eilish will henceforth be referred to as Dark Lorde


There is no "I" in methylenetetrahydrofolate reductase


I want a Coke, not something that tastes like the three drinks before it


Those Coke machines with one spout for 30 different drinks are the bane of my dining existence


I don't know what people expected Will Smith to look like as Genie. Dude's blue. I seem to recall people freaking out about him not being blue on a magazine cover


I don't understand when people say Ted Bundy was an attractive man. Are we looking at the same guy?


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