Macrosoft
@Macrosoft4
Just a guy with ideas you love or hate
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Machiavellian macchiato: where the ends justify the beans
Getting your coffee refilled at Dennys is like asking McDonald's for condiments. You might get one?
"Cool beans" is a strange thing to say in a positive connotation. Warm beans are preferable. Steamed even. "Let's go to the carnival." "Baked beans!"
Apparently I'm the only person that likes boysenberry syrup. You gotta mix it with maple. Like a 3:1 maple to boysenberry ratio
I don't know how to explain my love for Break My Stride by Matthew Wilder
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's gotta hurt
Accidentally bought hyperbolic steroids instead of anabolic and now I can crush a boulder with my bare hands
Do you ever keep the carcass of a squished spider as a warning to all the other spiders, but then freak out when you see it in the corner of your eye? Just me? Cool.
It is literally impossible to ignore game of throne spoilers. I know everything that happens in that show and I've only seen 4 episodes
Billie Eilish will henceforth be referred to as Dark Lorde
I want a Coke, not something that tastes like the three drinks before it
Those Coke machines with one spout for 30 different drinks are the bane of my dining existence
I don't know what people expected Will Smith to look like as Genie. Dude's blue. I seem to recall people freaking out about him not being blue on a magazine cover
I don't understand when people say Ted Bundy was an attractive man. Are we looking at the same guy?
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