Dit vind je misschien leuk
Bro i’ll straight up sit you down and show you a photo album from when you were a child
dude please don’t send me a text like that during Ram Truck Month
Instructions: Eat (1) egg, per leg, every AM That’s it. Just eat one egg per leg.
Celine Dion is without a doubt, the best vocalist this world has and will ever see. And it’s not even fucking close.
bro how are you not familiar with Celine Dion’s discography by now
You just know when toast is toast. Toast tells you when it’s toast
life is made so much better by the cool, pleasing taste of water
Just spilled water on my shoe. so that’s a thing i have to deal with now
bought a stainless steel scouring pad. Holy shit that thing can scour
Every day, humans put back the water we took from this earth. We do this via the tubes in our penises and vaginas
once watched a man on a street corner take the last bite of his apple. But, no trashcans to be found. Just standing there helpless, holding a wet malus corpse, rapidly decaying
[the little penis store] Me (to the sales associate): hi, earlier I spoke on the phone with someone about my little penis?
It is my life's greatest pleasure to have barrelled through, from moment to moment, day after day, firmly believing that I've never ever actually done anything wrong
old men flying drones in the park are the new metal detector guys
got a special kind of love for people who say “libary” instead of library
when I see my dog hanging out in the hot afternoon sun and tell him, “hey buddy, you don’t have to come in, but it’d be a lot cooler if you did.”
United States Trends
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