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Magic Money Tree

@MagicMoneyTree_

Underwriting left-wing policies since 1950.

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The Labour Party is basically porn to me now.


Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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Laurence, how could you. 😭

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Dude, even I can’t fund this one at the moment.

Give our key workers the pay rise they deserve. #PMQs



Your mum.

Has even one journalist asked where this sudden Tory magic money tree has come from?



Balls drained. Cum everywhere.

For reference, Labour are planning on spending much more than the LibDems. LibDems promised 62.9bn spending. BUT 12.5bn of that was recycled from the spending round. Labour are proposing spending £82.9bn ON TOP of the existing spending round commitments. So: a LOT



Nope, it is just me. And I’m stressed as fuck right now.

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FFS, Jeremy. You didn’t clear this with me!

Julia: "Will young people be able to expect to have their tuition fee debts written off and have no tuition fee costs? Will that be in the next Labour manifesto?" Shadow Chief Secretary to the Treasury Peter Dowd: "Yes it will" @JuliaHB1 | @Peter_Dowd | talkradio.co.uk/live



John, how could you! I thought it was just me and you. Us against everyone. The Two Amigos. 😭

Watching litany of unfunded tax & spending promises pouring out from Johnson & Hunt, it’s obvious they are relying on that magic money tree they were shouting about in the last election. Thanks to them, Labour has become confirmed as the voice of sound, economic, common sense.



Wrong. I offered myself to the Tories but they chose to go with modest spending cuts, gradually reduced borrowing and cutting of corporation tax to attract business and stimulate the jobs market. Idiots, right?

It appears the magic money tree has been there all along.



Goddamit! That’s the last time I upload my private pics to the cloud.

It appears the magic money tree has been there all along.



No you haven’t. Try again.

I have just found Westminster's magic money tree

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I awake from my slumber as I hear I’ve been in the news a lot of late. I had been hoping to stay in hibernation until the new PM was in place - I mean who wouldn’t want to be unconscious while Mrs May was still around. Amirite??


Christ, @AaronBastani, even I’d struggle to fund that.

As Britain's rail services sink ever deeper into chaos, 1970s trains and shareholders getting millions, here's a reminder what public transport will look like under fully automated luxury communism.



You know how to get me hard you bad boy.

Labour will scrap tuition fees and bring back maintenance grants to ensure that everyone, whatever their background, can succeed at university. bbc.co.uk/news/education…



And maybe I’ll come home if you guys ever manage to sustain a lead in the polls.

“They said in the General Election I had a magic money tree. Well I found it, it’s in the Cayman Islands.” @JohnMcDonnellMP, the next Labour Chancellor. #Lab18

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@JohnMcDonnellMP, the next Labour Chancellor.

#Lab18


Jez, please stop the anti-semitism so you can get elected and we can start doing great things together, like the below.

The Tories have totally failed to widen access to our top universities. Labour will scrap tuition fees and reinstate maintenance grants for students from disadvanted backgrounds. theguardian.com/education/2018…



Not if I find him first.

McDonnell Explains Labour's Economic Policy: "I'll Find the Magic Money Tree" #LabourLive order-order.com/2018/06/16/mcd…

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