Dan de Fair
@MainManZack
@SOLDIERZack's personal account. My name is Daniel, I work in radio broadcasting or something, and sometimes I pretend I'm Zack Fair on the internet.
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Uptown Funk is stuck in my head. I was on hold to my phone provider. It's in. My head. Forever. Now.
I'm going to take a hot shower. It's like a normal shower, only with me in it.
I might have just bought chocolate from the lobby downstairs. Lots. And lots. Of chocolate. Healthiest lunch 5eva.
Forgot to make myself lunch this morning. And my break would have been almost half gone if I'd walked to the nearest store. So, um.
Whoops, typo. Apparently strawberries burst when you use tomato fertiliser? I can't imagine that. Anywho. [sips coffee]
HIM: I could just tell her that's what he said... ME: You should tell her that I, as an expert, confirm that tomato fertiliser is the same.
ME: I can't help you. HIM: I told her tomato fertiliser was just the same, but she says they burst. ME: ...
ME: No, sorry. HIM: Damn. There's this woman asking on the garden program, but our expert is also on his lunch break - he's gone out.
Guy from different department just came in on my lunch break, like, "Do you know anything about strawberry fertiliser?"
My break is over already. Back to work. Ack. This TEA. I think it's the powdered milk that's killing me.
Remember last year, when I was getting like 45 text messages every morning? Yeah me too. Yeah. I kind of miss that intense RP hype.
I just don't know why I don't use twitter that much. I get Twitter bursts.
The day is long but I have bakewell flapjacks. Nothing can stop me now. [coughs all over his work monitors] Except maybe that. [cough]
I'VE RECEIVED 500 FRAKING NOTIFICATIONS IN THE PAST FIVE MINUTES. I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING. #WhatTheFuckIsGoingOn
What the flip-flop is happening to our @ASGZC account right now. 400 spam account followers and rising. Why. What. I don't. ......WHUT?
In fact, whatever happened the that Angeal!lumberjack fan fic, @auraliae? [hopeful eyes]
OH. @InfantryCloud @AngeaIic @AShatteredSouI. You know what needs Storifying? It involves pancakes...
Like, the tiny episodes in between encounters with @GeiBaar's artwork and stuff. Even if noooo one cares. Storify is a nice idea.
I spent way too long sifting through tweets to storify @SOLDIERZack's first encounter with @HeroOnAHill. I'll try compile a bit more later.
![auron_FFX's profile picture. [RP/RL] Name's Auron. Best damn guardian there is.](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1480115475/auron3.jpg)
![ThatAwkwardMun's profile picture. 【How did you guess I love cupcakes @PinkHairManiac?】[FFⅦ~]「You're the one with the accent smh @MissSenpaiBrae」](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/465273659532120064/MpuVuu57.jpeg)
![HeroOnAHill's profile picture. SOLDIER, First Class! Don't be shy! I'll be right there with ya! [RP | Occasional FFVII doodles]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/457810312310165504/6sxrTLJ1.jpeg)
![HardLazard's profile picture. Many in Shin-Ra think my position is all pomp--that I'm no leader and don't have a -real- job. I assure you...I can tumble with the best of my men. [RP]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1897118759/Lazard_icon_10.png){kind=icon}
![PrincessOfWutai's profile picture. Yuffie Kisaragi! The princess of Wutai! [KH/FF RP] Standing side by side holding @NewHeartOfFlame's hand.](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/2903687602/5b09a7d179212501f21b997a5ddba268.jpeg)
![StrifeyBoy's profile picture. [RP/ 18+] Cloud Fair- Strife. // ♥ Finally married to @Manpuppy_Fair ♥ // Going away for a while.](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/2737985667/a47a332e5ee30f979661bae568827108.png)
![MetroidHeroine's profile picture. [RP] Bounty hunter for the Galactic Federation. // Are you a Space Pirate? Prepare to have your head blown off.](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3122795675/216cf861ebd8cb712f26654c7b3e86ba.jpeg)
![Fiery_Rhapsody's profile picture. [RP/AU] I may live life under a harsh light, but I know that I'll find a better place soon.](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/2996745017/830a17c506af9fef7c97a02d69ef7329.png)
![FangFantastic's profile picture. My name? Sure you wanna know? Curiosity killed the cat, after all. I've got a few screws loose. Personally, I think New Bodhum's the new best place to be. [RP]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1468227492/89.png)
![ZanarkandBoi's profile picture. You're the final chapter in my story. [[FFX / Dissidia RP]]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1323690792/tidus-jawsthemebyalchemist_icons.png){kind=icon}
![TheCidHighwind's profile picture. Hey y'all, Cid here. Genius mechanic and badass pilot. [[Straight RP, Post Compilation. Only very rare drops of character]]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1449097954/Cid_Portrait.jpg)
![yrpukkir's profile picture. I could kill ten men while you're fooling around. @Gippal_X2 is mine. [18+RP; Al Bhed tweets.]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3626880295/e02ba8847c32490a4cf7b3f38413daa1.jpeg)
![iTifaLockhart's profile picture. 'Guess we have to fight, don't we?' Running 7th with Marlene, Denzel and Shelke. Cloud, you can come back to us now. [DIRGE RP]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/646948510533840896/nOatOLXV.jpg)
United States Trends
- 1. Giannis N/A
- 2. Gigi N/A
- 3. LINGORM HK ONLY YOU MEET N/A
- 4. #LingOrmHongKongFMD1 N/A
- 5. Sinner N/A
- 6. #PersonaLive N/A
- 7. Adam 22 N/A
- 8. Trans N/A
- 9. #WilliamEst1stFMinSingapore N/A
- 10. WILLIAMEST ECHO IN SG N/A
- 11. #SmackDown N/A
- 12. #DragRace N/A
- 13. Jason Luv N/A
- 14. Bucks N/A
- 15. Jim Jones N/A
- 16. Djokovic N/A
- 17. Wawrinka N/A
- 18. Fritz N/A
- 19. Antarctica N/A
- 20. Attitude Era N/A
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