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Jasmine Gandy

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To give someone a piece of your heart is worth more than all the wealth in the world.


Pickup Line: Is your dad a police officer, if so i'll be visiting you a lot


She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is


I would rather spend one lifetime with you - than face all the ages of this world alone.


Remember, seeking approval from others is like weighing yourself down with anchors of fear/self-doubt


If the person isn't taken, there's a reason


Facebook is the adult way of having imaginary friends.


Just moments, one after the other, instead of living so many years ahead of each day


I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds


There is no method but to be very intelligent


�Penis� is actually Latin for �tail�. Which gives new meaning to the phrase �get some tail�.


Love is a force more formidable than any other


When a girl cries for a guy it means she really misses him but when a guy cries for a girl it means no one can love that girl more than him.


Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dinning room, patio


I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.


Every generation needs a new revolution


All too often we are giving young people cut flowers when we should be teaching them to grow their own plants


In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on


Deliver me from writers who say the way they live doesn't matter


PickUpLine: Does God know you've escaped from Heaven? Come with me to my place. You can stay there until he calls looking for you.


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