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LISTEN: As excitement builds around Patrick and the new religion, not everyone is happy with the changes he's bringing to the island. #StPatricksDay


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Have a Red Army soldier standing in Hitler's bunker, on cushions from the sofa where Hitler shot himself, Hitler's blood under his boots. Treat yerself.

_Jack_Graham_'s tweet image. Have a Red Army soldier standing in Hitler's bunker, on cushions from the sofa where Hitler shot himself, Hitler's blood under his boots.  Treat yerself.

The irony of celebrating Donald Tump's suspension from twitter is that were also celebrating a corporate monopoly over a channel of communication.


Maybe the one of the problems with the US currently is it worship of it's own millitary. Seems to go against the ideals of democracy.


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I’m Republican and Im okay. I tweet all night and I golf all day.


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Bored. Made this.

davelee1968's tweet image. Bored. Made this.

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The best thing about losing your virginity in Ireland is when you rolled over afterwards and Shane Ross was there beside you, for the photographs.


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Bizarre three-eyed snake discovered in Australia trib.al/Fr9JAsI

Newsweek's tweet image. Bizarre three-eyed snake discovered in Australia trib.al/Fr9JAsI

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Your cyber security monster name is : (first pets name + mothers maiden name + the name of the street you grew up on)


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ZOMBIE JESUS CHOCOLATE DAY A song for Easter (going straight to Hell for this one) patreon.com/mitchbenn


Has he gotten away with it yet?


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3 years ago, I was utterly unable to speak in public. I took betablockers to speak at my own father’s funeral. And on Monday I did this. Love me, loathe me...whatever. But human to human, please try & recognise how urgent I believe this is by the sheer fucking terror in my voice

"My question to you is, is this what you want? Is this how you want history to remember you? As the handmaidens to authoritarianism?" Watch as @carolecadwalla calls out the "gods of Silicon Valley" for being on the wrong side of history: t.ted.com/OuxHYs3 #TED2019



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4,000 years ago, a dog left its pawprints in this Mesopotamian brick 🐾 It’s also stamped with cuneiform text that includes the name of Ur-Nammu, ruler of Ur (in the south of modern-day Iraq) between about 2112–2095 BC ow.ly/pR4Z30ofkqO

britishmuseum's tweet image. 4,000 years ago, a dog left its pawprints in this Mesopotamian brick 🐾

It’s also stamped with cuneiform text that includes the name of Ur-Nammu, ruler of Ur (in the south of modern-day Iraq) between about 2112–2095 BC ow.ly/pR4Z30ofkqO

Love the way @dublinbus speeds past stops late at next night, giving passengers no time to flag them down.


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Lots of people talking about Randy Quaid for some reason so I'm just going to repost this delightful video he made for people to enjoy


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Jesus masturbates with the holes in his hands


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CALL TO ACTION: Bucketeers, our strength is in numbers. Step 1, we quietly grow our legion – retweet this & command others to follow. And tell no one that I’ve sent an undercover operative (below) to Downing Street to snoop around. I will report back to you once I have the intel.


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Foreigner comes over here and gets married so she can stay as long as she likes, then immediately starts churning out kids who will no doubt spend their entire lives on benefits. Typical bloody immigrant. We wouldn't have this problem outside the EU. #LeaveNOW

newsthump's tweet image. Foreigner comes over here and gets married so she can stay as long as she likes, then immediately starts churning out kids who will no doubt spend their entire lives on benefits. 

Typical bloody immigrant. 

We wouldn't have this problem outside the EU. #LeaveNOW

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