Mal Paulitious
@MaladyScience
One of the many science officers aboard the USS Hades. A being of chaos and frequent resident of the Shame Lab!
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Once I'm able to throw my voice and make it seem like Arnold Skullzenegger is talking by themselves, it's all over for y'all Then the cult of the lab skeleton can truly begin and we will rain chaos 😈😈😈
You know in theory, there's nothing stating that we *have* to go by earth timezones We need some whimsy on this ship, so now I'm solely using MST (Mal Standard Time)
I wonder what would happen if I steeped the most caffeinated tea we have in Red Bull instead of water 🤔
I'm so tempted to switch the language on the movies we've got up here to see if I've watched them enough times to memorize the dialogue without cheating
I was found out 😅 Last night I moved a majority of the equipment in the lab 3 centimeters to the left. Not enough to be easily noticeable, but enough to make it feel like something was different about the room!!
Mal in the lab alone past midnight, what crimes will she commit???
Attention crew of the Hades!!! Have you eaten today? Did you remember you're loved? What about having water and/or sleep? If you've answered no to any of those, you should get right on it! If you're having trouble, you can come see me for food, water, or hugs 😊
I don't know if y'all see it too, but the stars look particularly bright tonight It's nice! Does make me miss someone from back home a little, but I'm glad for the company I've got here too!!
😳😳😳 I forgot to high five Skeleton Johnson when I came in today
Man, why can't space cats exist? I miss those fuzzy little guys
Sometimes it's the simple things in life like doing backflips in zero gravity that keep you sane 😊
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! That is all thank you.
Y'all have been eerily good at guessing so I haven't had to make this announcement in a while, but the Lab Skeleton Name of the Day is Jane Boo-dall!!
Guess who fucked up on making icing so now it's too liquid-y to put on top of the muffins? If you guessed me, you'd be correct! We now have muffin dipping sauce on the Hades 😅
One of these days, I'll go on a space walk and just fight the star 🤜🌟
How do caramel apple cupcakes sound for dessert this week?
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