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Simoné Malan

@MalanSim

Sunny South Africa

Simoné Malan a reposté

Fuck I legit haven't taken twitter serious in over at least 2 years if u use twitter let me see ur cyber hands up !!... fuck I feel old as fuck


My face when people ask me "so are you like the only white South African?" #triggered

MalanSim's tweet image. My face when people ask me "so are you like the only white South African?" #triggered

Simoné Malan a reposté

When someone replies to u on snapchat and ur trying to remember what you said

introvertsmemes's tweet image. When someone replies to u on snapchat and ur trying to remember what you said

Kylie Jenner bought her best friend a new car? I can't even afford to get my best friend a card


When your dog comes to your room and you go closer to pet it, but it runs away.. #feelingthelove


Just realized my bio's been : "Sunny South AfricaN " for the past like year. Naiicceee


Simoné Malan a reposté

If you haven't found 3 new hobbies by the end of exams then you don't procrastinate well enough


Simoné Malan a reposté

How am I supposed to open the scissors without a pair of scissors. I bought the scissors for tasks like these

jennmcallister's tweet image. How am I supposed to open the scissors without a pair of scissors. I bought the scissors for tasks like these

When you haven't been on twitter for almost 6 months and see that you only got 2 new followers #lekkrr


Single, unemployed and living with my parents


Simoné Malan a reposté

.@SteveCarell and I are getting ready for Halloween. vine.co/v/eEeq6djPwEt


*8:04PM* *dad picks up phone* "You calling ESKOM?"


Like just started with exams and I already want them to voetsek.


Simoné Malan a reposté

Don't always believe what you read. This is something I learned from aliens when I travelled to Mars last year.


I want a lava lamp


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